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Pass the ketchup

Big boys!

Just living his best life

What happens next is that they deny your claim and you pay.

Pretty much.

Grey horse with his tongue out

🦄👅

Nice. :) BTW, when you get around to putting a sale link for this on your site, can you DM me? I want this one. :>

Simple but _perfect_.

Grey horse on path

🦄

Grey horse and rider

The look you get when 100 geese 🪿 are on final approach. 🦄👀

He seems skeptical.

Grey horse cooling out in a field

🦄

It was a choice

I'm left wondering if, for particularly nice families, the fea occasionally fixes the plumbing or furnace with sympathetic magic.

Yep. Same experience. This is absolutely true. Then you run out of film and you look up and....oh god. :0

Quality gargoyles 👍

The cleaning lady was just polishing...eh, never mind. I've got nothing.

Well done!

"Willing to go full criminal charges" is probably the most important policy issue for 2028. :/

I mean, it was just some dude in a mask. How is CPD supposed to know if it's a fed? Could take days, weeks to verify...

I guess Chicago PD is going to have to start arresting ICE

Global warming will take care of that.

I just assumed the rebar thing was fan service for all us migraine sufferers. 👍

Not a bad thing IF you can pull it off...

Also serves as peak Jack Black Supporting Character role.

Someone should do an interview like this and then cut to a live cam at the ICE building and just call him on his bullshit.

Quality sheep 👍

This sucks. So sorry it had to happen you you. And yes, we would have loved this. :/

As someone who's recovered from way too many broken ribs, this is the correct answer. Just find something that you find comfortable.

It _might_ be? But I've interviewed at enough companies to know that if this is a parody, it's a parody of something that's real. :/