Eric Schmidt

Luigi hit em with the blue shell

This is the final straw, Delta

Can’t believe Ozzy died so soon after his last concert. Was JD Vance back stage?

RIP Ozzy. Taken too soon. Remember to test your drugs, guys

We’re about to have all our rotten eggs in one basket

Dang, I’m sorry to hear that it’s not something more serious

What’s going on with my “little homies” and, in some cases, “little homettes?”

I don’t know what everyone is so worried about. The Epstein list will come out in a few days when Pete Hegseth accidentally texts it to a journalist

The New York Post is now reporting that Zohran Mamdani often didn’t actually sleep during nap-time in kindergarten

I guess only fascist speech is protected over on Instagram

Apparently “blue no matter who” only applies to democrats who are actually republicans

NYC: check on your elderly neighbors and make sure they’re not voting

It’s crazy how much better this is doing on Twitter compared to Bluesky

I think I’m most mad about the fact that “Waiting on the World to Change” by John Mayer is topical again

As a New Yorker, that sucks cuz we’re already under attack from the Trump administration

Starting WW3 just to advertise your hats

Bill Clinton endorsing Cuomo

It would suck to get pardoned for January 6th only to become an ICE agent who then gets shipped off to Iran.

I just wanna say, before we all die, that I told you so

I actually DID have “a Republican President will start a war in the Middle East” on my 2025 bingo card

The gods have chosen a new mayor

This looks like the house I grew up in if my parents let me hang something on the wall that I got at Spencer Gifts

It’s crazy to me that a country that doesn’t even have a functioning air travel industry thinks it can go win a war in the Middle East right now. We didn’t even win the last one.

I saw that military parade and I think the United States should focus on building up an impressive military BEFORE going to war

Wait a minute. You telling me this dude lies?

Iran might attack New York or LA, which would suck cuz those cities are already being attacked by the United States

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I’m not falling for this again. I’m reminded of the famous George W. Bush quote: “fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

#2 on our ballots. #1 in our hearts

Shouldn’t those dudes be at the gym making women uncomfortable?