Pipsqueak

Speak for yourself witch

It was cool at the time... (cope)

Im howling at the moon

putting in 70 hours a week and i'm still at the bottom of the escaping samsara leaderboards, what the fuck

Where doth one go to procure a hmmm discord kitten?

Discworld operates on a cousin to Looney tunes logic and it's fantastic

Some work nights I just zone out for a couple hours listening to classic jrpg music. A habit which surely feeds the duplicitous nostalgia demon inside but I am loath to cease anyway.

Ah... Reminds me of Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo GameCube back in my youth... Those were the days...

Basically if you use self checkout you are a sub and if you use a cashier you are a dom

If anyone knows where this one's from they're my new best friend

I'm blind, not deaf.

I'm genuinely surprised childbirth hadn't been streamed on twitch before tbh

I would really like to seize the mandate of heaven one of these days

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

I'm unmedicated right now and just wanna confirm that this is mostly correct except every box is a different color to appeal like slot machines do

she has to take a pause to spec all of her new skill points because having dozens of notifications bothers her

level drain is like a very specific porn niche and it's always so unrealistic like "oh the hero loses a level and the succubus gains one" thats not how that works. thats not how that works. if the hero is like level 95 and the succubus is level 1 stealing one level would get her to like 30 at least

Sucks how the internet sucks but didn't suck and doesn't have to keep sucking but probably will always suck

Sam Vimes in his first book bears a striking similarity to Harry Du Bois to the point I keep imagining kim kitsuragi spurring him on right beside the words

I'm glad this is just a fiction thing, phew, it'd really suck if reality worked like that!

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢

DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

Everyone says pussy in bio but no one asks intimacy & close connection in bio...

Like I don’t know how you simultaneously undercut your argument for being a meaningfully decentralized platform while *also* doing a racism while *also* doing a transphobia while *also* proving to everyone you’re too petty and involved in forum drama to hold your position but Graber pulled it off

A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.

I refuse the premise of the question guy when the irrefutable premise walks in be like

You know it's a bad sign when the people running the website become main characters

People... are allowed to come up with mean names for inanimate objects. If you compare this practice to racial slurs, I'm going to think you believe people of other races hold the same concrete significance and value as inanimate objects. This is one of those slips that does not look good on anyone.

Sherma if he locked tf in

the last few panty and stocking episodes were fucking great man