a la cunt
i’m so lost in the sauce i feel like a meatball
cooked people cook people
dividing fractions the way i kept my change and flipped it
"sorry doc i forgot my wallet, do you take Apple pa-"
who ordered the cuck nachos
my girl got IBS; that’s pookie bear with a dookie scare
hotbox your closet with a cauldron
standing at the edge of the pit twirling my hair and being all cute and shit hoping someone will notice me but they’re too busy fucking punching each other
my temperament induces exasperated sighs
i just pogchamped in my pants
reading a book like "man... i wish i had ideas"
could God give himself a BBL so juicy that not even He could fit through doorways
THE FOUR TEMPERS 😮 love
severance 3
#severance
weed and blue sky 🔥 #yep
Beyoncé is also the blueprint
Lady Gaga is the blueprint
#doitforDale
"They" say "you" are what you "eat".
Steve from Minecraft is made out of boxes.
need i say more
Do not go gentle into that Fortnite....
Dear Diary. Wow. What a day!
she tilt my tower til i battle busssss
she battle on my bus til she tilt my tower
ok so Video Game of The Year
nominees are all of them.
Dear Diary. Wow. What a day!
Only at Red Robin.
Is Bluesky AI positive? Why have I come across accounts that are completely AI run?
My favorite part of the Borderlands movie is when they get covered in pee and poop.
