I also love that Tez has no faith in his plan to ensure there’s no more Faith. #SurvivorAU 🌴
“I’m buying what you’re selling,” says Tez, who actually has no money at all.
In fact, doesn’t even know what money is.
#SurvivorAU
I would like to unsubscribe from Caleb’s YouTube channel please. #SurvivorAU 🌴
The five stages of grief: anger, denial, short-sightedness, inaccurate tossing, having no sandbags. #SurvivorAU 🌴
Australia Survivor: Redemption Ratings - Week 1, featuring returnees, Daniel, smorgasbords, Cat and Eliza #SurvivorAU 🌴
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The alliance name is right there
The GG host vibe is less David Genat and more David Generic.
#SurvivorAU
Faith not too unhappy, couldn’t fit five kids on a mug anyway #survivorau
JLP on one side, GG on the other. #SurvivorAU
There’s a thought
Daniel not being able to remember who anybody is makes him the most relatable contestant in Survivor history. #SurvivorAU 🌴
No double entendres yet from the new host. Feels like the ABC Kids version of #SurvivorAU
Did they just AI transplant JLP’s guns onto David? #SurvivorAU
Winner of the first challenge will be called Bounty Tribe. Second place the Snickers Tribe. Third place Cherry Ripe Tribe. #SurvivorAU 🌴
Guy in the white blazer already has 4 or 5 votes against him pencilled in.
#SurvivorAU
A thread that is well worth your time
Dan wrote about our extremely normal and not at all unhinged superfan trip to Mana Island Fiji, where they film US #Survivor #SurvivorAU
2028: A retired Steve Smith storms out of the commentary box onto the ground: YOUR SUNGLASSES ARE DISTRACTING ME, he screams at a fielder.
#BBL15
Today's ep talks about the 2025-26 #Ashes! (kind of)
@liebcricket.com discusses how the current Aus men's team has a claim to being great without being the greatest, and why some of the Aus cricketing public is resistant to that idea.
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Who picked that the hero of #Ashes test 5, day 4 would be a Renegade?
Ollie ‘Bevo’ Peake. #BBL15 🏏
POLL: Would you rather…
-wear someone else’s box
-wear a box with your own smelly sock wrapped around it
-go boxless
#Ashes 🏏 #poll
Checks out. He was wearing highly patterned jocks yesterday, visible through his whites. Got a 3-pack for xmas.
Root wrapping his box in a bandana like it’s a hidden immunity idol #Ashes 🏏
Steve Smith asking for Carse to turn his sunglasses around, Crawley to turn his collar down and Bethell to grow a dreamy goatee. #Ashes 🏏
Looking forward to “The Black Test” where everyone must wear the colour least distracting for Steve Smith. #Ashes 🏏
Don’t take away Stokes’s cap! He’s already at massive sun risk. #Ashes 🏏
Can we have America troops come in and steal John Howard out of the Fox Cricket commentary box. #Ashes 🏏.
My brother has just arrived at the MCG for Day Three, wondering where the game is. These other guys he bumped into are similarly confused. #Ashes 🏏
Day two report card #Ashes 🏏
