HazyCRT

YOU GOTTA. THE QUETTAHEADS GOTTA SEE IT

cujrious...giant..

Tell you what, I'll be nice and let you walk away.

Yep, totally! In fact, I'll *CHURN* give you something to remember me by.

...If the stench and the velocity of the PAST-INFINITE cumlog doesn't obliterate you, that is...

Ahem! *RUMBLE* Ready~?

Open wiiiiide~

*SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT~~~*

(3/3)

I mean, what were you expecting, a mega-hyper like ME to fit on that puny little thing? Please, you're cracking me up!

Though, I have to say, I'm still a little annoyed. You shouldn't have taken a photo without my say-so!

I COULD punish you, but I still have to let some more of this out...

(2/3)

Hm? What's that-

OH! Sorry, I was so busy flooding another dimension with allllll this pre that I couldn't hear you over my massive, churning balls~

Ahem, what did you want?

...Your camera broke when you were trying to take a picture of me? Is that so?

Out of storage, you say~?

(1/3)

Some Marisa dong and solid cum for @neuronrapid.bsky.social

saw someone say that their "meal was orgasmically good" and asked me if i agreed. well, i just HAD to oblige.

anyways HELLO reality number 583545436758657264654376457, fingers crossed yall don't get flooded too :)

it's been THREE WEEKS since i last posted? well, no, actually, it's actually also been a second, but you're not wrong. fucking reality with an indescribably large dick until it breaks doesn't exactly bode well for the flow of time i guess

happy miku day everyone! very tempted to make a growth-themed post about miku. like id ever do that. hahaha. haha. ha.

my lizard looking fly as hell done by @waluigitime16.bsky.social ever so kindly

god i fucking love cape jackets

remember! if you're going on holiday, don't go into the sea, or you could risk your compressors malfunctioning. i mean, not that it's happened to me before, but... let's just say that there's a few less realities around after i decided to go swimming, y'know~?

if my assets grew an inch every time i had an issue with windows i would be destroying the omniverse right now. my goodness i love this os

they say the camera adds a few pounds, but she didn't expect it to be taken literally. just one quick dick pic on this old film camera, just for a joke... huh, it feels strange, and somehow bigger? eh, it's probably nothing! just one more for the album! one more for fun. ONE MORE. at this point, she's surprised she can still get it in frame now it's penetrating another universe, but one more picture wouldn't hurt... right?

moral of the story: never take dick pics on a cursed camera. nothing good could ever come of this (or a lot of good depending on your viewpoint)

Yagokoro was nice enough to let me do what i wanted for a comm, so have some Micha letting out a tiny fraction of precum.

Doodled some paper sketches, a Teto and a Tomoko

Dicking down that gorgeous woman until you stimulate her prostate enough she can finally get there and unclog her balls. She tells you to just keep fucking her ass while she has a 5 minute long straining ejaculation letting a rope of solid semen steadily crawls out her cock.

followup: robotgirl that tries to run doom on her os and immediately bluescreens, stuck in a bootloop that has a permanent 0.1x growth modifier every time it restarts

robot girl who downloads an unlicensed zip file that DEFINITELY contains the updates to her software instead of paying for the official version, so nothing would go wrong

that file was DEFINITELY not a zipbomb, and her dick was always that big... yeah, it was ALWAYS city-sized... mhmmmmmmmm...

girl that finds a green pill in her otherwise beige progesterone pills and shrugs before boofing it and going to bed.

girl who now infinitely shoots solid cum ropes the size of several solar systems and seems to be speeding up, and by the look on her face, she doesn't want to stop any time soon...

Big Bestos for @invisibleguy.bsky.social

hyper person who ha--OW. DUDE. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SWINGING THAT THING. YES I KNOW IT'S A CONTINENT LONG. YOU COULD HURT SOMEONE WITH THAT IS ALL I'M SAYING SO JUST BE CAREFUL.

...what's with that smile?

why are you shifting your weight like that?

uh, you good, du---

this is what happens to all of those overpriced american candy stores that always suddenly shut down. this is a certified HazyCRT fact (and was entirely not my fault. disregard the gigantic white stains in the rubble and do NOT dna test them)

candy store staff member who's on a long shift and she's so hungry... one bar to tide her over can't be too bad, right?

i mean, it's out of date, but it must be fine, right??...

candy store staff member who walks out an hour later with an oversized dick, the rubble of the shop behind her

her greed knows no bounds

Some absolutely fantastic gifted art from @waluigitime16.bsky.social of my lizard being just moderately large. Just a smidge.

healer party member who has to apply buffs to the team so that they can make it through fights, albeit ones with strange names

embiggen... virilaga... cup-up...

they don't need to get too far in their quest before they've accidentally already crushed the big bad under the size of their assets...

Wplace - A massive real-time pixel art canvas on the world map! Wplace is a collaborative, real-time pixel canvas layered over the world map, where anyone can paint and create art together.

Location: wplace.live//?lat=51.184...

Once again, HUGE thanks to June and Yumeko. This would've taken much, MUCH longer without you two, and I'm incredibly thankful for your assistance!!

After around a week (with two days of downtime) of drawing on wPlace, @ferrousoxide.bsky.social's Ferri is now officially on the map just above Calgary! Huge thanks to @shewhospeaksinsize.bsky.social and yumeko for assisting with this! Precise location in the comments.

Iwen: Your Pharaoh has arrived! Bask in her divine presence and pay tribute! Akane: And she's come with help this time too, ehehe~

Akane: What's the look of surprise for, Soon-Yi? Don't you want to come join our fun for all the world to see~? Iwen: She's right, dear, no need to be so modest~ Just treat this like a lesson in showing off your beauty for the peasants!

Soon-Yi: U-Uhhmm... You two are crushing a lot right now... Ferri: bigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigbig Soon-Yi: Well, if you two insist... I guess a bit can't hurt

Iwen: That's the spirit! A lovely start, but come now, there's no reason to hold back around us Soon-Yi: Are you sure...? Hehe, I thought it'd be a little harder~ Akane: Nonsense, just let go of your inhibitions and have a little fun, Soon-Yi! Now then, as for our little friend down there... Ferri: Y-you can grow too!?!

A group comm with @yamatohotel.bsky.social's, CatadioptricTrap's, and yagokoro's gals feat. a Ferri. 1/2

hot take: any meal i have should also include the waiter or waitress that comes with it. after all, i need to feed my mouth down there too, or i'm only able to cum across 50 multiverses instead of 500...