I act like I'm fine but deep
Down I'm missing the grinch like a mf right now :(
Sending each other Streak freezes on Duolingo is community care
Had a nightmare that I picked up the tab for a brunch in Fishtown, Philadelphia, that costed 525$ for two people
Explaining to my 80 y/o father-in-law why he needs to stop asking ChatGPT stupid questions so that his future grandchildren can have clean water 🫥
Nonverbal at the function but still happy to be involved 😃
Honestly slaying, I didn't mean to do her so dirty like this :(
Me:
Body dysmorphia: you're built like this btw
Of course they're on some freak shit
Do fruit flies sleep?
WHY would I want to SHARE MY
LOCATION with a store that sells backpacks? Or lamps? Or literally any store ever!!!!!!!!! Stop asking omfg
The Dare 🤝 Zohran Mamdani
Committed to wearing that suit even when it's 100 degrees in NYC
"Lotta mk.gee in the queue tonight you guys...sorry it's my birthday"
- my husband
Finished breakfast today and felt a vague sense of longing and sadness (coffee, I forgot to make myself coffee)
I'm eating rye bread that is so fresh and moist it doesn't need to be toasted
Hey don’t tell anyone but I'm fully faking it until I make it
I may seem fine but deep down I really wanna catch a trout
F it, banana bread thread
Expert marketing
a surprise haiku
coming when you least expect
serving no purpose
I've said this before and I'll say it again -- truly, TRULY, do NOT hit me up on a Sunday. I'm not religious, but just pretend that I am and act accordingly. The Lord said no working, no making moves, NOTHING.
The worst people I've ever known in my life doing the ghibli ai thing
Poster for Asbury Park’s annual beach badge fundraiser! Help local families who cannot afford badges have safe access to the beach 🏖️ 💛
Omfg you're gonna regret saying that to me because I am a lost lil lamb in need of so much help 🥺🥺
Pretending I don’t care about my website so Squarespace won't smell my fear
My husband is thoroughly entertained by the fact that tomorrow I have an early morning GYNO apt and then immediately after I'm going to an indoor water park 🤪
That, and touching the tip of the dropper to your skin when applying your skincare!!!!!! Bb please do better, I cannot trust a thing you say anymore :(
If I see you microwaving plastic in your IG cooking reel I'm scrolling away asap
