The Starways System

Did the President of the United Fucking States of America just threaten the death penalty for "treason" on any US Soldiers that disobey unlawful orders? How the fuck are we here.

ME: *Has a remarkable, almost intimate moment of learning how to use magic with Gale in the camp, that doesn't go anywhere lewd but IS quite personal. Goes to talk to Wyll.*

WYLL: Gale slurped that thing up like a horse with a carrot.

ME IRL: **ACTUALLY SPITS OUT MY SODA**

New "Woke" Trend Features Hypnotised Subjects Being Woken From Trance Unwillingly, With Hypnotists Saying "You've Just Got Woked".

The Movement Has A Mascot Of A Clown They Call "The Woker" Who Features The Catchphrase "Why So Sleepius?"

L to R:
• Genocidal slave owner
• Slaver, rapey pedophile
• Indian killer, eugenicist
• Racist, executed 38 Lakota

White terrorist state. Exactly who we've always been.

Yes you are.

Speaking from experience.

(love you goober 🥰)

every single president has been a monster, all of them, because this is a nation made by monsters to serve monsters

there is no making a better america, there is only its dissolution, and the returning of its land to its rightful owners

...6.

...7?

*Gets shot*

Hang in there... You won't ever have to go back again when you're done. You can close that chapter forever.

Pretty bird

John here.

Been having a wonderful time on Bubber Station in Space Station 13. Reminds me of the Internet that we lost. One small part of it preserved in the misery of the Torment Nexus that is today's internet.

...I'm so tired.

those paws are *mesmerizing*.

literally.

A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

Our jokes falling flat or not being understood is one of the single most irritating things we encounter these days. As is people asking us to explain it. If we have to explain the joke to you, will it still be funny? 90% of the time, it's still not. And then it's a wasted effort and just awkward.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU DEGENERATE FUG 😬😩

The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased.

Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.

Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.

But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.

Remember this.

First day under this supposed Sharia law and I am lying in bed watching MST3K and eating Count Chocula

The future belongs to iPad babies who grew up with Skibidi Toilet memes, have zero impulse control, practically no attention spans, and who cannot even speak English. We're cooked.

What is the fucking point of even having language at all if people refuse to fucking read more than two sentences at most?

Let's just drop the pretense and go back to grunting at each other like a bunch of knuckle dragging apes.

FUCK. It's so fucking demoralizing being writers in this day and age.

Dear Adam Smith:

Fuck you.

I hope someone eventually travels back in time and shows you even just a HINT of how your legacy has utterly ruined human civilization.

Oh my fucking god. WHY. NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO CROWBAR "AI" INTO EVERYTHING!?

something something oligarchy something out of touch old people something something eat the rich

i'm tired, boss

You know we're always here for ya'll.

Same.

I believe that it's made up of good people trying their best, and bad people trying their best to make sure the good people don't succeed.

As good intentioned as this seems, nobody answer this. ICE can and probably will use it to track your movements. Be safe. And if you do go to the rallies, do not bring your phone or ID.

Happy day. 🥰

Gorgeous bean. 😍

Your suit is absolutely gorgeous.