@guardrailsucks.bsky.social
Chicago’s premiere Diet Punk band. Hail Jupiter. https://linktr.ee/guardrailsucks
Heroes is out streaming everywhere now.
Tell your people you love them while you can.
youtu.be/DHHvuPeGDls
Hey thanks for having us :D
12.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
💫 Guardrail 2025 💫
Kevin & Ken & Ty & Xack & Brennan
📸: Kennedy Cottrell
REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
19.02.2025 22:04 — 👍 32384 🔁 15179 💬 1127 📌 1866
THIS WEEKEND
What sort of shenanigans will the DudeRail get in to in the ____ state of Indiana?!
It’s a Midwest rock show weekend in GuardrailWorld™️
22.07.2025 17:11 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
❤️🔥 NICE! We’re playing a free good ol fashioned house show for Mutant League Records next month. COOL! ❤️🔥
15.07.2025 19:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
We’re starting a Less Than Jake cover band called More Than Jake.
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall:
Doing a Wednesday night rock’n’roll at the SubT with all frens tonight.
Come celebrate Gnarly’s birthday in style.
🎼”& it’s just like Frank Ocean,
singing the blues”🎺
Or whatever the lyrics are
Rock and roll for fucking ever my dudes. This is a flier for the rock show tonight at the Burlington in Chicago staring Forever Came Calling, Calling All Captains, and the greatest diet punk band in the world - Guardrail. Doors at 8. Come to the rock show. Is using alt text like this valid? I’m using it as similar to hashtags on tumblr, which I understand isn’t the intended use, but I’m not sure how many people even actually check the alt text. Blue Sky is weird, man.
Last one of the run tonight with Forever Came Calling All Captains
So happy to be home.
See y’all at Burlington.
A flier for the show tonight at The Annex in Madison, WI. If you’re reading this you’re now legally obligated to come out. I’m sorry you had to find out like this.
MADISON.
Last time we played up here a month later the pandemic started.
I know we’re on the precipice of world war three, but hopefully this time we’ll have better luck moving forward?
Dogs gon’ bark.
22.06.2025 09:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s weird being on the road while the conclusion to the World War trilogy drops.
22.06.2025 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
21.06.2025 23:05 — 👍 34536 🔁 8854 💬 638 📌 263
Carbóndale esta noche!
Here’s to hoping they like the Spanish accent we pronounce their town name with more than they seemed to last time we were down here 🥂
A flier for the rock’n’roll show at Platypus in St. Louis, MO tonight
St. Louis tonight!
Gotta remember to pace ourselves so we can hit the City Museum in the morning.
Wish us luck.
A flier for Guardrail’s Summer Shows in Midwest Places tour. Featuring shows at Platypus in St. Louis, MO on June 20th, Booby’s in Carbondale, IL on June 21st, The Annex in Madison, WI on June 22nd, and the Burlington in Chicago, IL on June 23rd. On the bottom is a photo of the best billboard in Indiana off of Highway 65 that reads “HELL IS REAL”, which is in black and white, and is rad as fuck. Hail Satan.
Hitting the road this weekend coming to a town near you*!
*(provided you live near one of these four specific locations)
#ShowsInPlaces
🥳 JUST ANNOUNCED 🥳
Gnarly's 5th Bday Show with Guardrail, Off Leash, Ink & The Burning Lights
📆 WED., JULY 9 at Subterranean Downstairs
🎟 ON SALE NOW
🔗 bit.ly/3TuC09h
@guardrailsucks.bsky.social
“I would love to be reincarnated as a bird, but I love my hands.”
17.05.2025 06:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thinking about putting out a record called The Devil Wears Ska-da where we do all ska covers of TDWP songs.
15.05.2025 18:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We don’t want to lose ten pounds of water weight every show. Big vibe.
26.04.2025 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Likewise, y’all. See you up north!
23.04.2025 00:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey thanks for throwing us on here! Much appreciated.
22.04.2025 17:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do your homework for Pouzza next month and give this playlist a listen.
22.04.2025 17:01 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Liars Club Men’s Room scented Yankee Candle.
01.02.2025 06:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I woke up to an email from Do312 about SnüzFest which rules.
Apparently you can vote for it as the best Fest in Chicago.
I’ve never felt more like the odds were against us while also being actually recognized.
I was sick and then I got a new phone but we are back in business baybeeeee
26.01.2025 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The owls are not what they seem.
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