Maddie

oh to be kang yeosang seeing your best friend and dorm mate make out right in front of you for your birthday 😩

Exactly. People like JD NEED you to quote-dunk to disseminate their trash. And when you do that, you're not getting off a sweet burn; you're being his volunteer street team.

Good on everyone for seeing through the bullshit. We know their playbook by now, and oughta act like it.

yeah he went to the hospital and got antibiotics! I'm just like. oh my god

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

he didn't think! to mention this! earlier??

Male behavior is my bf having an entire text conversation with me and THEN mentioning that he was bitten by a baby opossum 🤦🏼‍♀️

gojo in the middle lmao

Fours different hands pull a golden crown apart, surrounded by the words "Many hands make light work."

No kings

250609 RM’s Instagram Story

I’m going to be discharged
The end.

Trans cr; Annie @ bts-trans
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talia jane @taliaotg Met with my lawyer today and got a nifty script to tape to the inside of my front door. They also gave me a blank one "to put on twitter" so here you go! DO NOT LET COPS INTO THE HOUSE. Speak to them through the door/intercom. Make sure to get their name, field office, and phone number. Our lawyer is Phone #: () If they have a warrant, ask them to slide it under the door. Then back up from the door and read it out loud, noting what they are allowed to look for, and where. DO NOT SPEAK TO POLICE WITHOUT A LAWYER. (You can't talk your way out of an arrest, but you can talk your way into a conviction!) Say: "I AM GOING TO REMAIN SILENT, AND I WANT TO SPEAK TO A LAWYER!"* *remember to actually remain silent!

stealing this so we can share it here!

I'll protect Bokuto's goatee with my life
#haikyuu #bokuto

HE DID IT FOR ME AND IT COULD BE FOR YOU TOO IF YOU SIMPLY LEAN IN WITH ME!!!!!

crying at how these messages from bf look out of context

you can ignore them when they're messaged! he pokes me or stares at me until I watch lol

this is the same shit my mom does when she figures out how to get to the shorts on YouTube

I'M NOT KIDDING

LMFAOOO you come here and watch his reels for me

me: im gonna do something
bf: wait look at this
me: that's nice! I'm gonna go
bf, giggling: wait watch this one too

LMAOOO that's so cute

currently stuck in limbo: boyfriend wants to show me every other reel that shows up on his feed

IS IT ANNA

wtf they sound so GOOD I have got to dive in omg

GENDERLESS CONCEPT.... I WILL WATCH

oh my god who are these divas

eggs or size 🍳🥚

returning to my roots. eggs or size 🍳

1) BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
2) this is kind of giving me fever pt 1 vibes and I miss that era so bad