Mallory (modified)

See @beastmoder.bsky.social gets it

Rapist who slaps his victim’s face till she’s anisocoric because a concussed cunt feels almost the same as a drunk one and brain damage sets in much quicker than vodka.

In case you object that others could know about Mr Blobby: I am not from the UK and I was taught about him, and it would NEVER occur to me to inflict the knowledge on another.

When medical professionals actually do things they're supposed to uncomplicatedly and you get the "an expert looked at me and said it is ok" buff for a while it's great

Oh I've never tried that, I use the bluesky app on my phone but I'd prefer not to. I like to post on my computer :]

I use Tokimeki.blue to do multiaccount bluesky like tweetdeck, it lets you mute reposts from specific accounts

"Average secret police kills 20 people a day" is a statistical error. Average secret police is much more likely to come to your house and say "Look buddy I'm going to rape your wife".

The reason it owns to be bisexual is that you get to be a gay piece of shit about everyone but it is also perfectly fine for you to say this:

An altered screenshot of a facebook post that says "slowly aquiring gray hairs and wrinkles feels so good when u ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you it's nasty" and "GETTING OLDER IS A PRIVILEGE THAT MANY ARE DENIED." Jennyvtuber has been drawn over the person who was originally in the photo accompanying this post. She is eating a pineapple pizza.

Good morning

Me interacting with men almost all the time: I want to skip to the end of the interaction

Me seeing a hot virtuous dumbass earnestly supporting his friend setting a new deadlift PR: That is my HUSBAND I will bear him TWELVE CHILDREN

Road to Empress more than anything shows the truth of the profound @ashleyfinch.bsky.social statement "Oh, you were an autistic child? So you got female socialization?"

In countries that work remotely normally the government often just gives money to game developers. They do here so I presume they do in China as well.

DEVELOPER: If only we had enough money to film more forced poison drinking scenes

VIRTUOUS CCP BUREAUCRAT: Say no more

The sole thing that has made me be like "Chinese Century"* is that I've seen a single Chinese FMV game and it's 20% high budget scenes of women being strangled with silk cloth.

*(a thing I don't believe in because I am European and not an American who needs a new comfort country)

Remembering just in time people do not normally say "kicky feet" in reference to hangings.

My queue is now empty! Get you one

Controlled, you say?

*leaning in*

I am heavily considering the benefits of starting her on haloperidol

Doing research

Loving a girl in a way that is indistinguishable from black site captivity.

forgot that some of yall dont live in places where you can just buy deer piss off the shelf at a store

Maid opinion: they should be freakishly strong for no adequately explained reason but exclusively use this strength to do their jobs

Ariel X fucking Bella Rossi in all sorts of different ways.

I think humanity peaked with the creation of Ultimate Surrender.

creature...

FESTIVITIES HAVE CONCLUDED PLEASE EXIT THE PREMISES IN A TIMELY AND ORDERLY MANNER

biting open a woman's nitrile gloves

Now that she's professionally died I feel it's safe to say this one: Every time I see Taylor Swift I get Mad because to me (which I increasingly believe is a very culturally relative thing) she looks pretty in a way only trans women should really get to look pretty.

There are hands and straps and buckles holding you down. Should you try to move? You have no hope of escaping, but perhaps thrashing will buy you some time, knock something vital over.
On the other hand, it might make things worse. It might miss the target. It's already so close.

I think one of the underrated parts of the whole lobotomy thing is that you're forced to watch that sharp spike come closer. The fear as the point of no return approaches. You might even catch a glimpse of your own pathetic reflection in the tools.
You are wide awake.