Yeah! Let’s make air traffic just like the old weekend shopping mall traffic. 🤨
Find a spot and land.

You gotta wait longer than a day to steal @theonion.com headlines if you want to pass them off as your own

All 31 far-right Moms for Liberty terrorists lost their 2025 election bids.

Great news for what remains of our democracy.

#GVerse Um. WTF???

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings."

This is the stupidest and most dangerous administration in history.

No one living in the South is surprised by this. You knew it and supported it or knew it and feared it.

Vanderbilt is a poser. Not a real contender. 🤨

Chris Coons: "He's not listening to concerns about lowering costs. Instead he's worried about decorating his new Marie Antoinette ballroom or engaging in trying to figure out how to get his name on more statues and stadiums, or he's sitting across the table in the Oval Office with authoritarians."

There is nothing an American president could do worse for his own people than starving the poor right before Thanksgiving.

Except for, I don’t know, lying about a plague and getting a million of his own citizens killed. Oh wait, let’s also not forget the time that he:

Another bad movie idea.

Bessent shamelessly lies: "Inflation came down in April for the first time in four years under President Trump...Walmart came out yesterday and said the Thanksgiving meal is 25% less." (Inflation fell steadily in the last two years of the Biden administration and Walmart is making the meals smaller)

Getting charged up for a nap. 😼😼

The president is disconnected from real facts and real people.

Costs are going up and working families are struggling - and meanwhile, the president is yanking benefits and passing regressive taxes: tariffs.

Saturday. 😺

Put this on a loop, and share.

The two parties are not the same.

“Yes, ready for the weekend.” 😺

If you ask Trump officials, they’ll claim he’s “so tired from working so hard."🤨

And our completely complicit, asshole journalists SAY NOTHING. A special fuck you goes out to @jaketapper.bsky.social

REPUBLICANS ARE EVIL‼️ JD Vance grew up on food stamps‼️ What a f*cking hypocrite‼️

WOW: California Gov. Gavin Newsom gets a rock star welcome in Houston, Texas — greeted by cheering crowds lined up outside his rally today.

Senate Dems, do not cave. Ensuring healthcare premiums don’t surge is an 80-20 issue. They want to gut the ACA because their disdain for Obama far outweighs their concern for anyone’s health.

Newsom: He is a historic president—a historically unpopular president. Underwater in every key category—I mean, you can’t even make this up; this is hard to do…

I don’t think “The Simple-minded, Sociopathic Wheezing Orange Gargoyle Stadium” is a good name for a sports venue.

ICE is still being paid.
Congress is still being paid.

Private jets are still being bought.

The White House is still being renovated.

In the most prosperous country in the history of the world...

This.👇

"I'm going to bankrupt HEALTH ensurance companies so Americans can get their health ENSURANCE directly from . . . well, I haven't figured that part out yet. Thank you for you inattention to this matter."

(He's killing health insurance because it's named after a man who made fun of him at a dinner.)

We haven’t seen this much Muslim-bashing and “jihad” threats since the WTC attacks - and this is after a legitimate, American election. 🤨

Gov. J.B. Pritzker announced Illinois is launching a new initiative to document abuses by federal agents — calling out ICE and CBP for targeting people of color and dodging accountability. “We’re going to have to keep a record. These people need to be held accountable.”