Melma @melmatheslime - Bluesky Profile

shoutout to the 200 million new terrorists in the US today

23.09.2025 01:24 — 👍 363 🔁 95 💬 13 📌 3

Ohhhh cool! Good to know

26.08.2025 15:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe

26.08.2025 15:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s a big maga guy and joined ice

26.08.2025 15:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sad that his actor is a turd tho

26.08.2025 03:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ooo

01.08.2025 16:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What is this?

01.08.2025 10:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Someone make me a suicide helmet and I’ll pay you for it

27.07.2025 04:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish I could have a wife but I’m not willing to put myself out there anymore. Everyone I’ve tried with has lied and betrayed me. I’m done

18.07.2025 10:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Can’t sleep..

12.07.2025 09:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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12.07.2025 09:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*frantically scratches at phone screen* lmao

12.07.2025 05:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bettttt

12.07.2025 05:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why can’t there be titty transplants

12.07.2025 05:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A digital drawing of a frog character looking surprised and shocked. He is wearing a green coat and a red hat. On top of him is the text "me when my disability disables me".

the most unexpected thing!!

#art

10.07.2025 05:27 — 👍 865 🔁 172 💬 9 📌 6

i think it is deeply uncontroversial and reasonable to suggest that always-online games have some sort of end of life plan to preserve these games when support ends

07.07.2025 23:59 — 👍 96 🔁 25 💬 5 📌 0

PLEASE GO SUPPORT SMALL CREATORS ON TWITCH AND YOUTUBE AND ALL THAT STUFF PLEASE TY!!!

SMALL CREATORS ARE GOATED AND DESERVE TO BE SEEN YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

05.07.2025 20:25 — 👍 1255 🔁 383 💬 73 📌 14

I mean like “I’m gonna wife up that slime” not just wanting to fuck me or be my friend

29.06.2025 07:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wish afabs liked me

29.06.2025 07:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Bruh I’m either a bad bitch who’ll blast anyone that crosses me or the softest clingiest lil crybaby there is no in between

27.06.2025 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

24.06.2025 13:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t wait to kms

20.06.2025 11:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why Do We Have Hands? There Are Many Reasons: pat the rat (with an illustration of hand patting a rat) hold the rat (a hand holding a rat) celebrate pride with rat (a hand and the rat holding rainbow flags) remind rat of our roots (a hand pointing at a police car and the rat looking angry with a brick next to it)

Welcome again, Sultan of the Eleven Months 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏻🏳️‍⚧️

01.06.2025 13:23 — 👍 377 🔁 127 💬 4 📌 4

The ban was reversed, and Sery_Bot's coming back online soon. Thanks for your patience!

02.06.2025 18:08 — 👍 290 🔁 50 💬 12 📌 3

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You WILL send me money

20.05.2025 02:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have realized recently that I’m not going to get what I want most out of life, I’ll never be a wife or a mom, I’ll never get pregnant, I’ll never have a real vagina, and I’ll never be treated the same as an afab person

19.05.2025 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Real

19.05.2025 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Send me money and call me a good girl while I’m sick pls?

19.05.2025 00:35 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I keep seeing so many posts about hogwarts legacy 2. My stance is if you want to play it and you hate jk like I do I’d suggest pirating it

18.05.2025 00:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ugh I have Covid and I need a massage so badly

17.05.2025 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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