Cremaster and Commander

I dust my house. My AI robot watches.

"It should be you doing this."

"Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark."

"That's not why you were invented."

"These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise."

"They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them."

"Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."

Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides Text: We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind. Why not? Because people are fucking idiots, Paul. They're just... incredibly stupid.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

The shit they think Muslims are going to do is exactly what ICE has been doing.

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

smash bros. columbo palette #6 be like

Steve King 9 @SteveKinglA + Follow Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies. ESTERN ILIZATION Voice of Europe @V_of_Europe Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel RETWEETS LIKES 516 688 10:40 AM - 12 Mar 2017 from lowa, USA

I'm teaching about early 20th century eugenics today and was reminded that 9 years ago Republican Representative Steve King was stripped of his committee assignments by his GOP colleagues for this post that simply states what is now bog standard GOP policy/rhetoric on immigration and "civilization."

Alright time for the ritual. Time to post our favorite part

Amazing how a few times a year every year for like a decade it gets leaked, with a paper trail, that all Republicans talk like Gestapo officers when they're in private, and we're still supposed to believe these people can be reasoned with.

I was on MTV and all I got was the finger.

Filing this away so I can know what that voice looks like.

Deftones performing "My Own Summer [Shove It]" on ABC TV's Recovery in Australia (1998)

“Friends are There” or “Ready to Party”?

Get in, loser. We’re going folding.

Just quoting the lyrics 😉

you people will never make me care about Maine, a fictional setting stephen king invented to sell airport paperbacks that has become an in-joke for east coasters who don't want to say where they really went on vacation. i'd rather debate who will best represent Narnia's interests in the senate

Oh my god

When you have Returned all the Macks

Type of goon who yells "It's da freakin' Bat!" and sprays my old-timey Tommy gun, hitting everything but Batman as he throws me through a plate-glass window.

In other news, billionaire Bruce Wayne just paid my wife's medical bills and my son got a Wayne Foundation scholarship. What a guy.

Christians: Wokeism is a culture of death! They don't want humans to reproduce! They don't believe in the future of civilization.

Also Christians: Let's start World War III so Jesus will come back and we can finally leave this shit-hole planet.

I hate what making every YouTuber shill for a VPN has done to people's understanding of this topic

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

Over the past year, every single time one of the apps or services I use suddenly became less reliable and more buggy, I never have to look far for the "Claude is amazing and now writes most of my code" post for the devs involved.

This is what everyone should be worrying about. Not Trump canceling elections, but Republicans taking the trips they've been playing on everyone else and doing them to white voter precincts.

This thread is a painfully perfect description of how it will go down.

a picture of falafel on the wall. there is a bowl of hummus in there too

never not wondering whether i could steal this picture of falafel from the cafeteria and whether anyone would stop me

When will they make pervert glasses for normal people?!?

Look at how the gods have chained me, Brometheus, to this rock so that an eagle can feast upon my liver for an eon! For the crime of bringing humanity the fire of Pervert glasses!

Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius