Cremaster and Commander

Cremaster and Commander

@kristodynamics.bsky.social

Glasses Porg Husband of @nutmeggles.bluesky.social Denver I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this he/him

869 Followers 912 Following 1,530 Posts Joined May 2023
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Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

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Someone at the NYT asked me a couple years ago for an opinion piece on "how to solve the Colorado River water crisis."

So I made a nice little writeup on the most obvious answer: charging for water.

Once the editorial board saw it, they freaked out & cancelled the piece.

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MAGA in a nutshell

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9 hours ago
In a seaside landscape, a skeletal figure tugs at a man in oilskins as they stand in the water, just off the beach. Gray, stormy clouds in the sky, and a tower or lighthouse stands in the distance.

#PhantomsFriday The Drowned Man's Ghost Tries to Claim a New Victim for the Sea, Thorvald Niss [1842-1905]
Skagens Museum, Skagen, Denmark
#TheVictorianBookoftheDead

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5 hours ago

Mama Mia!

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Photographs of a dinosaur-looking bird, the shoebill, and popstar Sabrina Carpenter, overlaid with a height comparison showing both are 152 cm, with visual graphics saying the magazine's name SSWAGGER and some Chinese characters Photographs of a shoebill and popstar Sabrina Carpenter overlaid with a height comparison showing that, yes indeed, both are just 152 cm I can't even begin to describe this photograph. I think that might be Taylor Swift on a night out with Sabrina Carpenter. But Sabrina is photoshopped to have a shoebill face and talons, with wing-tips coming out her coat but still Sabrina's hair

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

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Obligatory

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2 years ago
Scrooge, but wearing a hockey mask cos it's friday the 13th.

"You boy, what day is this??"

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Obligatory

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17 hours ago

I don’t have it in me to give an iota of a fuck about anyone at the TSA

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20 hours ago

me and my hot dog navigating the straits of hormel

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22 hours ago

Some Tech CEO every day: "You don't get to own things now. I own your refrigerator. If you say mean things about me I will turn off your fridge and spoil all your dairy and eggs and meat. If you don't like it you go to jail."

People in my mentions: "Lmao are you REALLY a luddite? smh"

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1 day ago

“Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind” does not have a carve-out for poor likenesses.

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There are no bad burritos, only inadequate digestive systems.

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we expelled them, blacklisted them, called cops to beat the shit out of them, and deported them. why aren't they protesting again? i'm very smart

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2 days ago

kinda weird to do the haha they’re gay for each other when their whole thing was raping girls

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Reminder that the only time Mastercard has flinched is when outrage was directed at them. Attacking platforms like SubscribeStar for Visa/Mastercard's extralegal censorship is exactly the deflection they want.

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On reflection the funny thing is that “paperwork isn’t what makes you american” is actually an argument for legalizing people who are American in every respect except the law bsky.app/profile/adam...

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here’s a crazy fact: more Americans have been killed in disputes over parking spots than on the NYC subway this year

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CSPAN
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•@SecDuffy: "I'm a Republican, and I love transit...
You should be able to have your 14-year-old daughter get on a metro train in New York City at 7 o'clock at night and feel safe. And there's no way in hell I would ever put my daughter on the MTA in New York."

never ceases to amaze me how the modern conservative movement is full of the most pathetic, cowardly people on earth

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Maps: They don't love them like we love them

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Perfect

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Ok lmao you can also use bronze

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I know I harp on it but I have to — John Hickenlooper introduced this guy at the Senate confirmation hearing hearings, and big picture, electing Dems like him with a pro oil and gas background paves the way for endless war

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Global warming is working on it, sheesh!

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Can’t you see he’s going to France?!

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If Frodo and Gollum are separated from the rest of the oil tankers they will simply take the oil into Mordor themselves using Bill the Pony

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