Porgmas is all around me, c’mon and let it porg 🐀

Can't believe our tax dollars are going to be spent settling the upcoming exorbitant defamation suit with Sabrina Carpenter, but maybe this is just how public arts funding is going to work now.

okay, what the fuck is going on with this dumbass franklin the turtle shit. this is even stupider and more embarrassing than normal, and these fucking clowns aren't within a country mile of normal to start with.

Almost a single issue voter on this. How they want to tax and spend can be anywhere from Romney to Mamdani. Whoever most credibly pledges to restore the rule of law and permit it to exact righteous consequences on those who have transgressed it gets my vote.

Raising “the Grink was there when trump got a cyber truck” awareness

news on the acquisition: netflix will maintain theatrical releases

also netflix:

Was there an old U.S. Soccer mascot?

The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?" Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy." Santa responds "Very nice!" Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?" Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

I am begging people to stop putting this on my timeline

This bird’s greed delights me

I’m beyond tired with liberalism taking solace in dissents from the liberal justices. THEY ARE MEANINGLESS WORDS. THE DISSENTS MEAN NOTHING.

"a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection"

buddy our fridges have ad screens on them

SCOTUS wouldn’t have to say “it’s unconstitutional to ban partisan gerrymanders”. They’d just have to say “what this state did here isn’t actually partisan gerrymandering”.

As Justice Kagan begins her dissent by pointing out, what is even the point of trial, of fact-finding, of clear error, of standards of review, when the Supreme Court simply ignores every single part of that and decides everything purely on the papers without any real consideration of the facts?

Making coffee?

Taco Bell is here for you

This is the one.

Quark as Buscemi, "how do you do, fellow cadets?"

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Cheetah: Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag? Cheetah: Wait...It's a cheetah. Cheetah: CheetAH. CheeTOS. Cheetah: There is so much beauty in the world.

Happy International Cheetah Day

How do you do, fellow cadets?

The attacks on trans rights, which are basic human rights, are a terrible injustice and an attack on truth and fact as well. Everyone should be deeply alarmed and it should be disqualifying for a politician to support such discrimination.

Xbox Series Bowl

They’re *all* fucking

What if we made a whole show out of Wesley Crushers?

“Inappropriate Blueberries” is the name of my hyperpop band.

Mods! Mods!!!

No.