Marie (She/Her)

I don’t even know anyone but my mom and grandparents who still have like, a proper land line.

Damn.

I had no idea!!

He is the best already 😍😍

New family member dropped 🍞🐕

Is this a bookshelf flex, too? 😂

Same!!

She does this regularly enough that every time she calls my husband and I are like “I wonder who died”

Muddled the blackberries with: whiskey, disaronno, triple sec, the juice from half a lemon (ea), a bit of sugar, and topped with seltzer.

A “Blackbery Almond Tipple” 🤤

It was! I am glad there are leftovers!!

Turned Tuesday’s blackberry harvest into a ton of jam. Daniel just brought in today’s 😅

Then she has the AUDACITY to say “it’s quiet, where is she?” referring to my 6 year old…

Don’t you think you should have asked that before you started talking about people shooting themselves?

If you didn’t know, my father died by suicide. I really don’t need this kind of shit from her.

A phone call from my mom: “Aunt Reina called me to tell me my cousins son, you don’t know him of course, but he committed suicide yesterday.”

Called me unprompted.

I swear to god she has no tact and no sense of propriety. Then she proceeds to tell me the course of this man’s day and suicide.

I made penne vodka with grilled chicken tonight and it was so good I ate it all before I got a photo 😌😛

Lot harder once the child is home 😂

It’s international consensual spanking day but Daniel had a “minuscule” work thing to finish after his class that took over an hour so he didn’t make it home in time to “celebrate” like he suggested earlier in the day 🙁

That’s my hope!

The first uniform purge:

2 French toast knife pleat skirts in grey and brown (US women’s 22), one green/navy/white Lands End kilt (women’s 18), and one Lands End button up shirt (women’s 22) - I think all are TTS. The lands end kilt barely fits me - very snug.

#spanking #spanko #forsale #uniform

I was close to some coveted bottom rubs to help me fall asleep and then The Child arrived. Parenting is *rough*

I need this insomnia spanked out of me 🥱 and I also need summer teaching to end so I get my husband back.

That doesn’t mean you deserved it.

This is so shitty. I’m sorry.

Yesterday and today. Just chugging along.

Some people aren't overly concerned with right and wrong. They're too caught up in their own shit.

Pettiness + heartache + mental illness = bullying.

But the truth is, it’s not helping and I want to smash something tangible tbh.

And…again, last night.

Ok co-star but walls are *safe* 😝

Honestly surprised that spanking yesterday left a bruise like this. It’s rather vivid in person!

Not really about the crowds so much as wanting to avoid tension.