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A new yearly record. πŸ˜€πŸš΄πŸ˜€

30.10.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I am. Tastes really good. We’ll see how it goes. πŸ˜€

29.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not much into predicting the future, but I predict this store bought Chinese food I’m eating is gonna make me violently ill. πŸ˜‚

29.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks better. Other one wasn’t bad but this is better. πŸ˜€

29.10.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d like to thank β€œInspector 39” for confirming the new oven mitt I bought from Walmart passed the required tests. Thank you. πŸ˜€

28.10.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It helps when you don’t have a social life. πŸ˜‚

27.10.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome. I’m addicted to exercise. Gotta do something every day or I feel like a tequila hangover. πŸ˜‚

27.10.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Perfect. πŸ˜€

26.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I figured out β€œLife” today. What should be displayed in every classroom is this…
β€œDon’t Be A Dick” SimpleπŸ˜€

26.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting huh? I read it somewhere.

25.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also…Badlands

25.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The movie Natural Born Killers is based on the book.

25.10.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My 2nd favorite after Darkness.πŸ˜€ I went and checked out the book Caril. Good book.
β€œSheriff, when the man pulls that switch, sir
And snaps my poor head back
You make sure my pretty baby
Is sittin' right there on my lap” I might have to read it again. πŸ€”

25.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What I don’t understand is the GOP claims the Democrats shut down the government to give illegal immigrants health care. Why doesn’t ICE simply hang out at medical clinics and hospitals and arrest the illegals there? πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

23.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. ❀️

23.10.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. ❀️

22.10.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All time record is 3132. Couple of more weeks. πŸ˜€

22.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I did it. Not sure how, but I did it. 🚴🚴🚴

22.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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On TikTok πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

21.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So you ride yourselves over the fields
And you make all your animal deals
And your wise men don't know how it feels
To be thick as a brick, yeah

18.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love it. πŸ˜€

18.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Color blind people should not assemble puzzles. πŸ˜€ I have a headache and I’m nauseated. πŸ˜‚

16.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t done one in years. Hoping to keep my brain occupied for awhile. πŸ˜€

15.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For the last few years I’ve been looking for a way to make my brain explode. I think I’ve finally found it. I should have started puzzling with a 20 piece toddler puzzle. πŸ˜‚

15.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The landscapers came and did their fall shrubbery pruning. Couldn’t figure out why the neighbor lady gave me a funny look when I said, β€œI see you got your bush trimmed.” until i realized what I said. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

13.10.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh oh that’s not good, I hate those ones.

12.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sign at the restaurant πŸ˜‚

12.10.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cool huh? I found out that my next door neighbors ex and his wife brought one for his daughter Jazzy and another neighbor girl Finley. Jazzy and her mom left it for me. I would have preferred candy but it’s the thought that counts. πŸ˜€

08.10.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was left at my door. I’m guessing one of the neighbor kids. Really cool idea. I’ll get it filled up and pass it along to another neighbor. πŸ˜€

08.10.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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