clementine 🍊 @clamtime - Bluesky Profile

i’m green now btw

24.01.2026 21:44 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

hi bluesky

24.01.2026 21:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

(meme) Discover 2024 Wrapped (1/4)

You spent $27,882 on CASINO AND GAMBLING SERVICES. Drop it like it’s hot (2/4)

Your most used credit cards (four fake card numbers) (3/4)

You’re in the top one percent of customers who forgot to pay their bill on time (4/4)

omggg i was waiting for this one 🙈🙈

20.12.2024 19:47 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

would have been cool though

20.12.2024 18:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

he doesn’t, it was a charitable donation

19.12.2024 17:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mr beast has rented out my mouth for 100 women

19.12.2024 16:31 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this look is so sick!!

17.12.2024 01:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

yeah hang on

16.12.2024 20:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sooo pretty!

16.12.2024 16:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this isn’t my name for nothing 😎

14.12.2024 21:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they’re one of the best things out there

14.12.2024 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i’m clementine

13.12.2024 16:44 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

i’m just glad it wasn’t wukong and there’s some semblance of a spine among whoever the voters were (at least that’s what i tell myself)

13.12.2024 16:28 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ocd is so crazy like i need to Check

08.12.2024 20:41 — 👍 42 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

isn’t this that one podcast

06.12.2024 20:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this bangs wtf

05.12.2024 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

im real happy w it!

04.12.2024 17:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

detail shot

04.12.2024 16:46 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

tried my hand at focaccia 🥰

04.12.2024 16:46 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

so true honestly

03.12.2024 00:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

good morning ☺️

02.12.2024 15:50 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is this allowed

02.12.2024 02:24 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

also post notifs but that one is less important

01.12.2024 19:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i know it’s a framework problem but if this site had private accounts i’d probably only post here

01.12.2024 19:22 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Bro I Do Not Know How To Flirt I Just Let My Autism Flare Up Until She Kisses Me

29.11.2024 16:11 — 👍 99 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 2

i’ve been saying this

26.11.2024 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

👁️⭐️👁️

26.11.2024 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yr god damn right it is

26.11.2024 15:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one of the biggest pleasures in life is preparing food or drinks for wife

25.11.2024 16:03 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

clementine 🍊

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