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Nik

@jacaristar.bsky.social

Bio about what I do for a living πŸ‡¬πŸ‡­ πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ Toodaloo kangaroo 🦘 Tampa, FL

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I’m too traumatized to take that risk.

06.03.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These were so delicious except when they had that outer crust and stretchy string from melting and refreezing

06.03.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They have an incorrect texture to be marshmallows and coated in sugar with a sand consistency

06.03.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cut production like they did with pennies and it’s still billions in circulation

06.03.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agitating 🀣🀣🀣

06.03.2026 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These ppl ain’t seen me have a single visitor in four years but now im the neighborhood hussy cause their husband can’t keep their eyeballs to themselves

06.03.2026 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Funny story, I’ve told yall about the neighbor I felt was racist cause he’s overly rude to just me.

Well another neighbor told me that his wife talks shit about me saying I’m purposefully enticing the neighborhood husbands when I stretch after my walks and she banned him from speaking to me

06.03.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you!

06.03.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been scouring the thrifts and thus far I have not been able to find fubu πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

05.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Phones were fun when you never knew what you were gonna get. He has a razor, I have a sidekick, she has a blackberry, he has an iPhone, they have some shit that folds in half. It was a time.

05.03.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And now people are emotionally unable to try a different phone despite this product getting increasingly worse and worse. Keyboard don’t even work right

05.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then kept trying to upsell. No I do not want a lava mask or rocks and tbh if I had patience I’d skip out on the gel polish too.

05.03.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Came into this nail shop looking like money and they handed me the nail book already opened to the most expensive option and asked me do I want it. Nope, give me the most basic pedicure you got baby.

05.03.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s creepy. Don’t even want to kiss anymore cause now I just know they’re staring at me

05.03.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And it feels so mean to not be in the mood for conversation, but the constant conversation is exactly why I’m not in the mood so I just need to recharge right now

27.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A bunch of women commented under a video discussing alpine divorce, with their experience of the same thing. They were from all over

27.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this from TikTok?

27.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I want some beans

27.02.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nene and solange easily

27.02.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah say it now and know shame

27.02.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump is plotting to steal the 2026 election and his buddy David Ellison and Bari Weiss just won control of CNN.

I started Democracy Docket to be fiercely independent and pro-democracy. No corporate investors. It will never back down. Support it by subscribing now. bit.ly/4qmEiFz

26.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5284    πŸ” 1765    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 36

I have no idea what this means but it sounds impressive so I believe in and support you

27.02.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pamela Anderson for AnOther Magazine - Spring/Summer 2026

26.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

And don’t even tell his ass you’re pregnant

27.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10 hour travel day and once I get home I have to clean out my closet so the contractors can come in tomorrow morning 🫩🫩🫩🫩

I should have hired my son to do it

27.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You having a chess playlist is very adorable to me

27.02.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s really tiring and anxiety inducing to know someone’s gonna get mad because they decided to reach out and you didn’t respond in the amount of time they wanted you to.

27.02.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Right there with "i know you saw my text!" If you know...

26.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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27.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0