Nik

When I realized that these people were choosing to be in my life and have me in theirs and all I have to do it be considerate and be myself. Made me want to do for them as they do for me

Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?

My millennial complaint is, I do not want to download an app or create an account for every little thing. Especially not an online purchase. I already have enough spam and marketing emails

This girl said “niggas will get you pregnant and then go to jail”. And it’s not funny at all, but it was very funny to me.

I feel slightly numb and mostly exhausted at the amount of antisemitism posting about antisemitism has triggered on my BlueSky posts

Being Jewish on social media means having to expect it, and I’d almost got desensitised it

Almost

To all the antisemites, I say: f*ck you

Attn Black people, stop scrolling.

This is not a drill: Chicago

I’m mad that I never learned how to double dutch this good as a kid 😭

I ain’t got anymore sites in me.

You asking if I have earth placements then finishing with “what do WE know” is very funny to me.

I’m a Taurus (._. )

I’m sorry it was very funny to me 🤣🤣🤣

My bald headed boyfriend told me he was going to the barber and I said why?

He got very very upset by that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Especially when I asked how they decide where his beard ends and has he ever considered connecting both sides at the top like headphones.

I dated a bald man and he got mad at me when I licked his scalp like it’s not a part of the package deal. Like why are you bald if you don’t want people to lick your head like have some damn decorum.

Unrelated, whenever I tell someone what to do and they DONT listen, their life gets worse. Some even go to jail. Idk. Might be a coincidence

I’m not saying I’m amazing or anything, but whenever I tell someone what to do and they actually listen, their life gets better immediately and the complaints stop.

Might be related

I took the RAADS R test last year and answered as honestly as I could and it said I’m likely not autistic.

Took it again just now and it’s like idk what happened between then and now, but…….

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

Okay this is hilarious

I have to return my library book. It’s so overdue

I was so mad when I found out he kissed someone before me. Wanted to take my kiss back

Yup. It was with my first love. Ended up together for like 7 years

Refusing someone’s existence is always the top tier way to go about it, cause they come up with their own worst case scenarios and strongly believe that’s why you left.

Unless you’re an azalea banks level menace. Then do that instead

I was having a conversation with an old friend and now I’m humiliated at how much I shared. All it takes is a slight breeze for me to tell my business

I want people to understand that the goal is to cripple the country and make people unable to flee or defend themselves from the impending fascist takeover.

Why the fuck would the people who haven’t done shit right, do the right thing?

I love my job but man I’m working to buy back my time

Every time I think of how I only get two full days to myself and I have to sell the rest, for the next couple decades, I get sad.

LMFAAOOOO ive been likened to these women more times than a few

It never lasts more than a day in my house

Now I have to make this tomorrow

I have the type of cough that hurts my chest. This is horrid