Count Slothula

Thank you dude, grabbed g9ja-bbl3. 💛✨⚔️

Promptly at the strike of 7:49pm the wind blew a tumbleweed the size of a dinosaur down a suburban street. The chaos that ensued was everything you’d imagine it would be. Cars knocked onto the footpath, houses with structural damage and a very hungry caterpillar enjoying the show. Dec 16th - 20th 🍽️🐛

Not an adolescent oddity kung fu reptile (bad hats).

Some moments from 2025 Pt. 3.

Some moments from 2025 Pt. 2.

Some moments from 2025 Pt. 1.

Prediction for day 2.

Dropping the first vaporwave metal album.

Some of the things I watched in 2025. Not all of it is new, but I watched it for the first time this year and really enjoyed it. Common side effects was definitely a highlight for a series. Bring Her Back, Superman, Weapons and the Predator franchise entries were highlights for movies.

Malum Veneficus - Brewing Spell Cauldryn
Steröid - Chainmail Commandos
Loaded Honey - Love Made Trees
MIKE - Showbiz!
Black Moth Super Rainbow - Soft New Magic Dream

Hoarfrost - The Sun Set Behind Mount Blue
Men I Trust - Equus Asinus
El Michels Affair - 24 Hr Sports
Erang - Tome Zero
Crypt Mage - Infernal Black Sorcery

No real particular order but here are my 10 favourite albums of 2025: ➡️ albums in comment section.

In the mix of lines vs colour. A flash of a festive bash and a whiff of the day in its last hours. Goodbye for now they said. 🛝🦀🔦🍚🔑 Dec 11th - 16th.

textured fragmented collage on a vintage photo in muted colors with an illustration of an acorn

wave description // handcut paper collage on found vintage photograph, december 2025

#collage #queerart #foundphoto

A tiny shining light lowering between 2 trees on a day people celebrate for different reasons. The 2 trees turned to the light and reached out to slowly guide it and make sure its landing was peaceful. Happy Holidays to everyone. 🌲⭐️🎁🥂🙃

I’ve seen places do vegan birria with shredded mushrooms what did this one have?

Honestly surprised that people don’t. I typically make a queue of albums and listen through them during the day.

On my way to dig a hole and bury tinsel. So someone 1000 years from now thinks they found the shiny hair of a ancient beast. 🪸⚙️🥤🦌🧩 11/30-12/6.

A few steps and skip from the first edge of the sandwich shaped park bench. When I walk my mind wanders and drowns out the targeted podcast ads about men’s health supplements and mattresses. Mid November for most of this stuff. 🛒🆚🛸

dragon wall

if i won the lottery i wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs

Sign me up!

It came just time for Valentmas.

It was a time stamp that existed but also didn’t. Right before the edge of the holiday abyss. Stuck between thanks and a bell that wouldn’t stop jingling. Nov 21st - 28th. 🪜🦴🪾🏞️☔️

Eyes for nipples!!!! YES.

Splinter lookin’ savage!

When do we get an ER inspired album?

Remember that time a race car could talk and asked us to order it pizza? His name was like Thunder Pants McCoy. These were definitely from November. 🤷✨⚔️🚚🍉🕰️

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With noodles or without? Actually scrap that (but really nah, a nice minestrone with some orzo). I instantly thought of butternut squash soup with a sage pesto dolloped on top!

Subterranean Hellchasm / Moonglow / Hole Dweller @ The Moroccan Lounge in LA 12/05/25.