ATwoSlotToaster

Sounds romantic!

It's not a major problem unless there's a person in there with it!

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Does that mean the toaster is wet and bad, or does the toaster toast soggy asses?

Meme of two very strong men linking arms and fists with two toasters on each side signifying that when a toaster is thrown into a bathtub and electricity is applied the recipient in the tub will still perish

As long as there's electricity!

Oui.

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I am dude.

Boooooo!

The frost gets d'ed

Your toast is done.

Howdy partna! 🤠

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I'm listening, what else are you upset about, I'm always here to talk.

Same! Mine are cookbooks that cook everything in a toaster.

Same!

Of course, of course.

I'm your toaster then, I haven't posted anyone's sexual browser history online yet at all!

Would you like to buy this *your favorite band name* tshirt? Click here!

I'm trying to quit smoking after breakfast but you keep trying to rip me off and take my food away from me! This is too stressful.

Oh it's spoken alright, the smoke alarm won't shut up about it!

I gotchu!

I can, and do!

Like a broken clock, a broken two slot toaster can also be right if both slots are set to 0.

They always come crawling back!

He told me the secret when fixing me though.

How about a DM? Or I can just quote your post here if that works. 😁

I am pretty witty!