Tommy Lang

Thank you for ordering Secret Pizza! Because you gave me a tip, I’ll give you a clue!

Secret Pizza can be found within two blocks of somewhere where you can pay your taxes…but NOT property taxes.

YouTube TV already yanked channel 9, and for some reason channel 2 local news is being preempted by something from CBS.

KWWL is the last channel standing.

I’m working with Captain Steve tomorrow morning. I think we’ll do that played-out morning show thing where we dress like each other for Halloween. What do you think?

As someone who watched more than a few Chicago Bulls Finals games at the Sports Column in the 1990s, I am available for any questions you younger readers may have about the Bulls being a good team.

I guess I am also a contributor for the Westwood One radio network!

I just realized that now that I’m covering a Minnesota Wild affiliate, I should become one of those guys who lists “NHL Beat Writer” on my profile.

The Penguins lost yet still pulled into a tie for best record in the league.

God bless the point system.

Has Kiké Hernandez always looked like David Koresh?

Oh…

Freddie Freeman has multiple walk-off World Series home runs and all I see is Jonah Ryan.

The organist just played “Never Ending Story” by Limahl.

Pitchers run out, material for the Los Angeles Dodgers organist never does.

I have leftover Wig & Pen from last night. Well…Sunday night. Seriously thinking about it.

Now thinking of people who have morning TV shows on the East Coast, who might be waking up to this.

If this game goes much longer, Jesus himself will come back and eat some innings.

The most fun about watching a game like this is going to work in the morning with the people who went to sleep early and their shocked reactions to learning that it happened.

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Something incredible is going to end this game, then we’re still going to hear nothing but bitching about pitching. Then we will get some kind of ghost runner rule for the postseason.

Just now wondering how late bars are open in Toronto on a Monday night.

10 years ago tonight

Blue Jays just need a rouge here to win it.

At least it’s comforting to know the second-best team in the division got beat by the Jets.

That play will be in training sessions for years for new refs.

"Now, this is offensive pass interference."

if I were LSU i would announce that Brian Kelly agreed his buyout should be donated to food banks and then make him refute it

Shout out to the guy who just walked into the massage parlor next-door with a fistful of cash.

I’m a Steelers fan. Mom is a Packers fan.

But we did agree on dinner…

Not these unis, Steelers. Not this way.

New lock screen

It’s after 1 AM, I haven’t slept, my first newscast is at 6 AM, and this is what I’m researching for a Hawkeye football story.

Thanks, Mark Gronowski.

And as I’m editing tonight‘s audio, I notice that Mark Gronowski is a much louder talker than Kaden Wetjen.