Mike Scollins

I'm worried this means she has plans the next day

Mamdani could end this all now if he just said "You know who I think is sooo cool? Whoever killed Epstein 😍"

Trump is gonna join DSA today

some girl brought these to a party in 10th grade and was acting really drunk and annoying and then some dude was like "uhh there's no alcohol in these..." and she did not have a very shagadelic rest of the night

YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers Trump Attacks Greene and Massie Amid MAGA Civil War Over Epstein Scandal: A Closer Look

Tonight, Seth Meyers takes #ACloserLook at tensions in the MAGA movement after two Trump favorites push to release the Epstein files
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcyA...

HE DOESNT HAVE THE ARMS FOR IT!!! SAD!!!

lol last night was a rerun

Flyer for Outlaugh New York comedy show

Gonna be a guest judge on this Survivor themed show tonight at UCB! Come by! Also this is a good space to mention I once met Jeff Probst!!!

just tryin to keep it light out here

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

American Pie
American Pie 2
Spotlight
American Wedding

oh it's sandwich chuckin season

Was gonna say, “Ok, groomer,” but really just want to say fuck this guy forever.

Mary Tyler Moore throwing her hat

Earth 2 Curtis Sliwa tonight

Chuck Schumer has endorsed Zohran Mamdani

Home in bed cozy as a big toasty cinnamon bun

This is how I'm gonna sleep thinking of the millions sunk into Cuomo's campaign for absolutely nothing

Alt text: “New Jersey Governor General Election results with 18% reporting as of November 4, 2025, 8:17 PM. Mikie Sherrill (Democrat) leads with 387,573 votes, 63.6%. Jack Ciattarelli (Republican) has 218,438 votes, 35.9%. Vic Kaplan (Libertarian) has 1,689 votes, 0.3%, and Joanne Kuniansky (Other) has 1,341 votes, 0.2%. Total votes: 609,041.”

Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.

An insane amount of instastory dashes. Like whatever you're picturing, double it.

Debra Messing really posting through it right now

the "If Zohran wins I'm moving out of New York" crowd should have 30 days to post the zillow listing

This is the way!

I wish bands put a little QR code to their Venmo on the merch table for when you're at capacity for shirts but still wanna throw them a few bucks

Send cash to Americans missing their SNAP food benefits | Propel & GiveDirectly Donate directly to families at risk of hunger due to the U.S. government shutdown.

good resource for families in danger of losing SNAP benefits and good place to donate funds if you're able GiveDirectly.org/snap

YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers Seth Checks Out Audience Member Halloween Costumes

Please enjoy this dumb @latenightseth.bsky.social Halloween sketch www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfIT...

oh yeah a great reveal

Nate's in my Survivor Fantasy League and kept it secret all year he was on this season till the trailer dropped

Just watched all 10 chapters of @defunctland.bsky.social's Disney's Living Characters and sorry Marty Supreme but it's my movie of the year

I knew twitter was full of nazis but I didn't know they were also 7

Backing Kickstarter confirmation

This is how I'm getting to early voting to vote Zohran today

this rules!! watching right now!