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Mike Scollins

@mikescollins.bsky.social

From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers and the film BRIAN. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him

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Latest posts by mikescollins.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm worried this means she has plans the next day

22.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 132    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 0

Mamdani could end this all now if he just said "You know who I think is sooo cool? Whoever killed Epstein 😍"

21.11.2025 22:09 — 👍 167    🔁 22    💬 2    📌 3

Trump is gonna join DSA today

21.11.2025 21:16 — 👍 38    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

some girl brought these to a party in 10th grade and was acting really drunk and annoying and then some dude was like "uhh there's no alcohol in these..." and she did not have a very shagadelic rest of the night

19.11.2025 02:31 — 👍 63    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0
Trump Attacks Greene and Massie Amid MAGA Civil War Over Epstein Scandal: A Closer Look
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers Trump Attacks Greene and Massie Amid MAGA Civil War Over Epstein Scandal: A Closer Look

Tonight, Seth Meyers takes #ACloserLook at tensions in the MAGA movement after two Trump favorites push to release the Epstein files
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcyA...

18.11.2025 02:04 — 👍 175    🔁 48    💬 10    📌 8

HE DOESNT HAVE THE ARMS FOR IT!!! SAD!!!

16.11.2025 06:33 — 👍 143    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lol last night was a rerun

16.11.2025 06:19 — 👍 4053    🔁 442    💬 52    📌 9
Flyer for Outlaugh New York comedy show

Flyer for Outlaugh New York comedy show

Gonna be a guest judge on this Survivor themed show tonight at UCB! Come by! Also this is a good space to mention I once met Jeff Probst!!!

16.11.2025 02:15 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

just tryin to keep it light out here

13.11.2025 03:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

09.11.2025 15:10 — 👍 5832    🔁 1328    💬 30    📌 285

American Pie
American Pie 2
Spotlight
American Wedding

11.11.2025 23:19 — 👍 59    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1

oh it's sandwich chuckin season

06.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 65    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0

Was gonna say, “Ok, groomer,” but really just want to say fuck this guy forever.

05.11.2025 18:17 — 👍 464    🔁 61    💬 21    📌 7
Mary Tyler Moore throwing her hat

Mary Tyler Moore throwing her hat

Earth 2 Curtis Sliwa tonight

05.11.2025 04:04 — 👍 112    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 1

Chuck Schumer has endorsed Zohran Mamdani

05.11.2025 03:33 — 👍 146    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 2
Home in bed cozy as a big toasty cinnamon bun

Home in bed cozy as a big toasty cinnamon bun

This is how I'm gonna sleep thinking of the millions sunk into Cuomo's campaign for absolutely nothing

05.11.2025 02:35 — 👍 214    🔁 24    💬 4    📌 0
Alt text: “New Jersey Governor General Election results with 18% reporting as of November 4, 2025, 8:17 PM. Mikie Sherrill (Democrat) leads with 387,573 votes, 63.6%. Jack Ciattarelli (Republican) has 218,438 votes, 35.9%. Vic Kaplan (Libertarian) has 1,689 votes, 0.3%, and Joanne Kuniansky (Other) has 1,341 votes, 0.2%. Total votes: 609,041.”

Alt text: “New Jersey Governor General Election results with 18% reporting as of November 4, 2025, 8:17 PM. Mikie Sherrill (Democrat) leads with 387,573 votes, 63.6%. Jack Ciattarelli (Republican) has 218,438 votes, 35.9%. Vic Kaplan (Libertarian) has 1,689 votes, 0.3%, and Joanne Kuniansky (Other) has 1,341 votes, 0.2%. Total votes: 609,041.”

Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.

05.11.2025 01:18 — 👍 4542    🔁 853    💬 66    📌 92
An insane amount of instastory dashes. Like whatever you're picturing, double it.

An insane amount of instastory dashes. Like whatever you're picturing, double it.

Debra Messing really posting through it right now

04.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 65    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 3

the "If Zohran wins I'm moving out of New York" crowd should have 30 days to post the zillow listing

04.11.2025 18:56 — 👍 2555    🔁 286    💬 64    📌 12

This is the way!

03.11.2025 04:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish bands put a little QR code to their Venmo on the merch table for when you're at capacity for shirts but still wanna throw them a few bucks

03.11.2025 04:28 — 👍 70    🔁 2    💬 6    📌 0
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Send cash to Americans missing their SNAP food benefits | Propel & GiveDirectly Donate directly to families at risk of hunger due to the U.S. government shutdown.

good resource for families in danger of losing SNAP benefits and good place to donate funds if you're able GiveDirectly.org/snap

02.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 27    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0
Seth Checks Out Audience Member Halloween Costumes
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers Seth Checks Out Audience Member Halloween Costumes

Please enjoy this dumb @latenightseth.bsky.social Halloween sketch www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfIT...

31.10.2025 13:08 — 👍 72    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0

oh yeah a great reveal

30.10.2025 23:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nate's in my Survivor Fantasy League and kept it secret all year he was on this season till the trailer dropped

30.10.2025 23:12 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just watched all 10 chapters of @defunctland.bsky.social's Disney's Living Characters and sorry Marty Supreme but it's my movie of the year

29.10.2025 20:06 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I knew twitter was full of nazis but I didn't know they were also 7

29.10.2025 16:54 — 👍 43    🔁 4    💬 6    📌 0
Backing Kickstarter confirmation

Backing Kickstarter confirmation

28.10.2025 13:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

This is how I'm getting to early voting to vote Zohran today

25.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 39    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this rules!! watching right now!

25.10.2025 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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