Ian March

Eminem?

I’d rather have another shot than rip this bandaid off my hairy arm.

I got better

there is no one on this earth you should respect less than a politician who claims Canadian cities are terrifying war zones. like awwww, are you afraid of Halifax, Nova Scotia? it's okay, little buddy, that cannon they fire downtown is a show for tourists, it isn't real

Pro-tip: If you're running a text/keyword based contest, don't use "end" as one of your keywords. It's a command and does stuff. #oops

Pro-tip: If you're running a text/keyword based contest, don't use "end" as one of your keywords. It's a command and does stuff. #oops

New fun

In Canada: Universal Music Canada’s Julie Adam Is Billboard Canada Women in Music’s 2025 Executive of the Year Julie Adam of Universal Music Canada has been named Billboard Canada Women in Music's 2025 Executive of the Year.

In Canada: Universal Music Canada’s Julie Adam Is Billboard Canada Women in Music’s 2025 Executive of the Year

Tonight my 4-year-old son said the cutest thing! "Daddy, those people on social media who quote their kids saying clever things are obviously lying"
Wise beyond his years.

Helluva week.

“You’re going to hear stuff we don’t usually play this weekend. We’re going to play 3 Nickelback songs, and then NEVER AGAIN!…Well, I guess that makes it 4” -me, all proud of myself.

"Great call, Nostradumbass" is underrated as far as sick burns go.

Furthermore; my hands are also half the size of my wife's entire torso. *yawn*

I don't see what the big deal is; my engagement photos also got 19,000,000 likes within five hours. Big whoop.

Poilievre promises Battle River-Crowfoot if elected they will never see him again CAMROSE, AB - Speaking to a rally in the closing days of this summer's by-election, Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre assured voters that electing him would ensure that they would never risk runnin...

Poilievre promises Battle River-Crowfoot if elected they will never see him again

good catch!

YOU DON'T SAY

Really cheapens the whole program.

So three times?

That’s it. Re-do the election.

You win some…

Our emergecy alert system is an embarrassment

Tuesday texts.

Hearing some folks complain that the new Pope is "woke" will be fresh and funny to me every time.
"Wow, this Pope is a real Jesus-following kindness-pushing people lover! I do NOT care for that kind of radical thinking!!!"

Give it a year and they'll go back to Pope Classic.

When asking Google a question and it stops auto-completing? I'm out. Abort. I'm too dumb for this topic.

Pierre’s going to have to end his time in politics and go back to…to…uh…

Timely! He's retiring tomorrow anyway.

Dani won't say it, but this was the #1 radio show in Toronto last night. Thank-you all for listening!