Add in Senators and Congresspeople. Unless that’s awkward for you …

I don’t understand it. The leopard ate my face. It’s baffling.

Are you new?

Kickable. But sure.

Expect pushback from Republicans who suddenly realize that one of the main drugs coming in from Canada is discounted Viagra.

Came on and politely followed two people back. They both immediately DMd me, one claiming to be a facilitator for “Blusky rewards”, the other asking for my phone so “she” could text me. Jaysus. Well, I can say there are fewer Nazis. But scammers abound here just as they do there.

Okay, you’ve piqued my curiosity with that surprise. What about numbers as opposed to a percentage of market share? Are cable audiences not diminishing? I literally do not know anyone who has cable any more.

Headline “Trump Escapes Justice! The Thing Any Thinking Person Knew Would Happen, Happened”

So, Fox rules the over 75 set. Bully for them. Their audience is quite literally dying.

We’re sorry.

Same. My default is to instantly block. I don’t need to engage with sexy blockchain “experts” or 20 something bikini models with a keen interest in decrepit old bald guys.

Ohh, please televise the deposition of John Mayer: “… and you were how old?”

Hey, if you’re a buxom 20 something wearing a bikini for “her” profile pic or your bio says “block chain expert” (because apparently “scammer” is too obvious) … don’t waste your time following me. I’m almost but not quite that stupid.

Still trying to escape Twitter. It won’t deactivate my account. So I went over, tried again, got the oops message, and just clicked on my Home Screen for a glance. Still a Nazi hellscape, but today someone called the owner “Sissy SpaceX” and it was glorious.

In most high schools, it’s “Homecoming”.

Compare and contrast her message of love and hope with Nancy Mace’s hatefilled attention whoring. Easy to pick a side.

This is why we should all want our daughters to be like AOC. And isn’t it convenient that Nancy Mace stumbles onto a culture war scam to promote just in time to deflect attention from the rogue’s gallery of rapists and pedophiles being appointed to cabinet?

Don’t you mean “You don’t get to lie about someone on national tv in America unless you work at Fox News?” There. Fixed it for you.

Why are you on Bluesky? Shouldn’t you be with your pals on Truth Social? A 17 year old is a child who cannot give consent. What else can you call sex with. 17 year old but pedo rape? Now, granted - he has not yet been convicted. But I wouldn’t want to climb that mountain of evidence.

I keep trying to de-activate my Twitter and keep getting an “oops, something wrong, try later” message. This has been going on for a week.

Thing is, while I’m there I can’t resist poking my head in to glance around and holy fuck it’s so harrowing. As more good people leave the Nazi soup thickens.

I just blocked five people I followed because they immediately responded with a DM. Who does that?

I don’t need any more crypto currency or bikini clad women who unaccountably find a 70 year old man very sexy. Now I just tell them to read my profile. Weed them out.

Even with a very clear profile message about scammers and crypto shills, every day I wake up to a DM from someone I don’t know. “Hello”.

Since I would never dream of doing that to others, I just block them. Teach them to be “friendly”! But really - who does that?

In a very short time, you’ve become a culture hero(ine). Well done. You’ve rescued the mental health of millions. ❤️❤️❤️

Which is great, right? I mean, there’s no recall procedure, so however we all feel he’s there til 2028. So … let’s make sure he doesn’t get elected again in 2028? About the only power ordinary people have is to lash out at the mid terms. But that’s two years away. Am I missing something?

People, be fair. Garland’s legal strategy was to time the cases to coincide with the release of Trump’s health care policy.

But seriously: wealthy white guys do what they have to in order to protect other wealthy white guys from consequences. This isn’t a new story.

Yeah, my astonishment is palpable. Really, what do we expect from these people? Convictions? Please.

Electing not to let the public see the report - either through the committee or around the committee if necessary - is a derogation of duty. It amounts to willfully participating in a coverup.

…. and this just in from the Department of “No, Durrr”.

Odd that it’s housed at Peter Theil’s house.

I do enjoy the pet photos but I’m immediately suspicious of beautiful young women who want to get acquainted with a random, decrepit old man. Feels super sketch.