David Lloyd

Alan Ball once said hello to me. A world cup winner! I havent washed my ears since

That's the seductive power of the John Lewis partnership

The BBC should fight this rigorously. They should also start calling him 'Donald Trump, the convicted felon, self-confessed sexual predator and close associate of serial paedophile Jeffrey Epstein' in every news report

Sometime back in the early 80s, I was on a (very) delayed train stuck somewhere near Crewe. The guard apologised for the late running of the service 'due to the complete inability of British Rail to run a competent train service'. Rueful applause throughout our carriage.

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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #873
🌟 Length Score: 100%
💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 58
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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #869
🌟 Length Score: 100%
💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 15
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TANK vs TESLA

"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"

- ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #852
🌟 Length Score: 100%
💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 12
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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #851
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💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 51
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They come to our garden most nights. You've got to be quick to spot them though!

I can smell it from here

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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #848
🌟 Length Score: 100%
💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 40
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gambol responsibly 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #836
🌟 Length Score: 100%
💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 40
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It is now Friday, but I spent most of the morning thinking it was Thursday. Got a new puppy on Monday, so I blame sleep deprivation.

Well done Sean Taylor and all involved.

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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #829
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🚀 Letter Score: 29
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A busy cinema. A teen's phone rang - he answered. Chat went something like: 'Alright mate .... no, I'm at the Cinema ... The new James Bond ... bit boring actually ... yeah, what do you fancy?'
At that point the man behind him took his phone and said he'd give it back when the film ended. We cheered

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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #826
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🚀 Letter Score: 12
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🎬 Today's starter: 🅆🄾🄾

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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #825
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🚀 Letter Score: 40
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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #822
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🚀 Letter Score: 13
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🎬 Today's starter: 🄿🄰🄽🄴

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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #821
🌟 Length Score: 100%
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🚀 Letter Score: 43
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🎬 Today's starter: 🅂🄸🄶🄷

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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #820
🌟 Length Score: 100%
🚀 Letter Score: 14
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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #819
🌟 Length Score: 100%
💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 22
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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #818
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💫 Rare long word found!
🚀 Letter Score: 51
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🎬 Today's starter: 🄶🅄🄻

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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #817
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🚀 Letter Score: 43
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Wordle 1,356 2/6

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Getting Wordle in 1 is often considered to be the gold standard. But I contend that doing it that way is often just a lucky guess. Getting it in 2 requires skill, amazing powers of deduction, and the ability to big yourself up to a ridiculous degree.

I'm everywhere!

Best job I ever had :-)