Maja

great gift, truly is there anyone as generous as her?
Happy birthday!

in my mind Morrigan figured out a way to help her resist the calling as an apology for sister-zoning her in origins, because really? I gave her a ring, could I have been more obvious? was she raised in a swamp or something... oh

what happened to my girl? is she dead? is she still running around blighted as fuck hunting her gods? I need to know but this game only asked about the bald man related choices

of all the ones I tried warden was probably the best backstories for rook in terms of feeling connected to the story and unique interactions, but I'm still sad they never mentioned my warden from origins or her wife, the pope

Female protagonist
Lesbian characters

sounds like a great deal, I'm in

hanging out with Malenia could be fun too but I guess she's busy being a flower, what's with this family and dissapearing?

me: I'm going to do all this crazy convoluted sidequests to save melina and enter the dlc with her alive but also cure frenzy so she doesn't kill me
fromsoftware: oh right we sort of forgot you could do that so she doesn't react to it at all

so true and I would also like to be able to disagree with a lore video on interpretation of said lore without being acused of heresy against the divine wisdom of the lore youtuber who can't be wrong

Rude Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose. Highlighted Off, darkened Warn, and darkened Hide buttons.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

one thing elden ring could use is the ds2 hrt coffin, in fact many games would benefit from having a hrt coffin

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so: once again i have to rattle my cup at yall. My job hasn't put me on a project in nearly three months and my financial reserves are dwindling. I am in debt to my landlord and I would really like to pay him back ASAP.

I need $800 as soon as possible. Please share and donate if you can.

ranni understands that the best way to make a woman happy is to give her a cool magic greatsword, fuck the golden order I'm doing whatever my witch wife wants

screenshot of my tarnished proposing to ranni

lesbians? in my elden ring? it's more likely than you think

well luckily it seems I won't see epilogue because I'm not romancing a man no matter what the game locks from me for that "crime"

I get it, me being dissapointed is also a result of loving the first game despite the writing and having high hopes for the sequel, and maybe I'll still play and enjoy hades 2 despite it's flaws when I stop being so pissed off

oh I found it fun too but my problem was the story and mainly the fact that it ended with "let's forgive everyone and pretend everything is great" so hearing that it's just more of the same but with added aspect of robbing a woman of agency kinda sucks

"hades but with a woman as a protagonist? that's great I'm so excited" *monkey paw of misogyny curls*

what? seriously? the more I hear about this game the less I want to play it and it may be reaching a point where I simply won't, I hoped (idk why I did) that they would improve from hades but I guess they decided to take everything I disliked about it and make it worse

Holy Sundae

Probably the most romantic phrase I’ve read in a book in years was “ONE FLESH, ONE END, BITCH!”

"might appeal" is pulling a lot of weight here

game about bug named hornet
look inside
she's not a hornet

We've all been decieved, what a terrible case of false marketing

expecting victims of opression to be polite to their opressors is unfair and downright cruel

@stensikkomiksik.bsky.social more knightposting as promised

screen of my elden ring character standing in front of the gate to raya lucaria

she was kicked out from the roundtable hold for making too many jokes about two fingers so now she's in liurnia

They think the harm from the internet is her being trans and having access to information about being trans. They see her becoming trans as the thing that caused her murder. So their solution is to take away the ability of children to be trans, such that cis kids won't have to murder them.

fucking ghouls, it's not enough for them to ignore the real reason she was killed they also have to use her death for their unrelated goals

i love being a tall, gay woman i’ll be honest

I'm still not sure if her hair shouldn't be silver or white but that can be changed later, now let's hope ranni agrees with you