What if this has all been the greatest #AprilFools joke of all time. 🧐🍊

I would like to thank the creators of the new #finaldestination movie for passing on irrational fears to Gen Z. Now they must go through life thinking at any moment you can be impaled, choked to death or set on fire all the while minding their own business. Bravo.

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How people in #Houston react when tell them you don’t eat crawfish 🦞

Hyperfixation on groups of people of which you are not a part, must be a byproduct of displaced anger and self dissatisfaction.

Need what? New Orleans music to turn that bitch up? ? lol

Somebody bring the Hot Boys out #superbowl #halftimeshow

Y’all’s car Bluetooth conversations are loud as hell. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Orange is attending the #superbowl, Kendrick Lamar has the opportunity to do the most iconic thing ever.

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I’m going to throw my phone off KD goes back to GSW.

Lebron to Houston 👀

Nobody:
Dwight Howard: 👋🏼Lakers 👀
#nba #lakers #luka

Nobody:
Tom Brady: What a stud! #nfl

Every time I try to type “America” in my phone, it types “absurd”. Even my iPhone knows we’re f*cked.

Jerry Jones waking up yesterday to ruin #cowboys fans weekend #nfl

Thanks to the Ring app for notifying me about the Cig Bandit. Y’all stay safe.

If getting to the gym is half the battle, you’re not working out hard enough.

I’m just here because I don’t have enough addicting and distracting social media platforms. Am I in the right place?