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The Jonathan Bailey Center for Slutty Eyewear
Need Dorinda to yell “Mamdani!!!” in her “Jovani!!!” voice.
Leaving Fire Island thinking of the astronauts who were stuck on the ISS for months and returned to discover the strange ways in which their joints deteriorated.
Tfti
End fascism!
Partner ❤️
Where
I still expect gifts
My birthday isn’t for several months, but today I’m announcing a 125% tariff on any gifts
Calling for a moratorium on corporations posting April Fools jokes. It’s 9:24 AM and I’ve had enough!
No one 😢
New show that’s exactly like Traitors in every way, except if you spell their name wrong at the roundtable your vote doesn’t count
Sunny all the time always good time beach party
Has anyone seen what the error message in the tik tok app looks like? Can’t find a photo of it anywhere!!
When do we get our first round of copy-paste I HEREBY DO NOT AUTHORIZE BLUSKY TO RETAIN MY PHOTOS, POSTS, OR MESSAGES posts?
Wow Chris that’s so cool that you tried CrossFit!
I love Hanukkah too, but unfortunately as coop board president you’ve left me no choice but to implement a “no latkes in the building” policy
Congratulations on your new role! So well deserved!
I saw wine then boyfriend 👀
Weekend still isn’t over tho
The weekend still isn’t over btw
Big weekend of mirror tourism ahead
Rochester
Been thinking about this piece of journalism a lot this week
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean your couple’s costume is “high body count hair” and “kerastase thermatique”
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