Oberon (Oby)

I made garlic bread and forgot the garlic and drowned my bread in 2x the amount of butter needed on accident

It's 2am and horse no longer looks like a real word

Don't forget that paypros were also largely responsible for other censorship issues too. It always comes down to the money. So, do not stop the pressure on these companies just because we are mad at bsky too!

Yesterday I yelled at a driving test because the system is fucking stupid and i'm too autistic for these questions, but now i know deer strike statistics

This is ironic because I am the least traditional, most feral punk audhd gayboy you'll ever meet.

Put your blorbos in the salad spinner, it's quick, it's easy, and it's free

Sometimes writing very much feels like you're a court stenographer, the court just happens to be in your brain

This won't just affect porn. They'll go for the minorities. The gore art. The vent art. The recovery art. Stretch marks and scars. Fat people.

Become incomprehensible

KIRISHIMA WEARING DEKU’S T SHIRT SHIRT BUT ON HIM IT FITS LIKE A TIGHT CROP TOP SEND TWEET

"Net Fish and Krill" (1/1)
[bkdkmerau]

Deku and Bakugou mer travel back to home and notice that they actually have some time to relax for once! Kirishima seal didn't quite get the hint, but that's okay 😅

I think I got the same results last time I took this quiz
uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/...

Eraserhead baby ass tat

Their name is Hatyty, like fuck you sure are 😭 (not pictured is me screaming at 5am because I thought lemurs didn't exist in cotl)
#cultofthelamb #cotl #fuck

Had a really funny idea for the future, get one of those "birds aren't real, if it flies it spies" shirts and then either feed the pigeons or own a bunch of pigeons and call myself the spy master

Tortoise

Me flying in from the top rope w the steel chair (re: whumping characters using Batman and Co)

To awake to sleep, too asleep to get up without nearly stumbling into the boiler closet like a drunk lizard

That face when you are not on the same page as everyone else and what started as a 3am joke has morphed into you feeding the fandom yourself

Had a silly au/quirk idea: Izuku changes people's genders by going "fuck you, transes your gender" while pointing a finger gun at the person. The quirk also works on itself (Izuku uses predominantly it/its)

Warmed up with a Trevor today!
#Castlevania #TrevorBelmont #digitalart

The old men who live in my strawberries rent free

Part of a Castlevania project I've been working on 🐸

#ellipsus #castlevania #trevorbelmont

Multiple reps with multiple customers in multiple locales being told that LGBTQ content was banned and only after several posts started making the rounds do they send one of their board members to go NONONONO DON'T REPORT US TO YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT!!
You should report them to your local government.

Picture of a computer screen, showing part of the description for the Dragon Age: Inquisition quest "what pride had wrought" with an emphasis on the power cost (40) versus the banked power available (112)

Man what the FUCK was I up to in 22

My favorite thing is putting characters in situations. It's like playing dolls.

On one hand, people underestimating me is great bc then I go and do things like build furniture in the span of an hour. On the other hand, it sucks because I get ppl being impressed by me charring chicken in a pan... I literally just didn't turn the burner temp down while shredding the tenders.