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hij/hem - he/him Representational realism in oil painting. Haarlem-based portrait/figurative artist. I do not use AI in my work. Husband to the awesomest man anywhere. Living to lessen suffering in the world. Zenboeddhist, veganistisch. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿพ โค๏ธ โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒฒ

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That looks good enough to travel for.

25.07.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can feel that photo in my front teeth.

24.07.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because I want you to think Iโ€™m a nice girl?

21.07.2025 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s cool to see this. I grew up using a scythe, and agree that there are reasons for using tools like this to do tasks.

21.07.2025 09:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A beautiful afternoon with mijn beste vriend at Haarlem Pride and now a late lunch at the fantastic, plant-based New Vegas Kitchen & Bar.

19.07.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A jerk like that isnโ€™t interested any anyone elseโ€™s experience or feelings, only in making it easier on themselves. Theyโ€™ll string you along, knowing the whole time they arenโ€™t going to invest. Sounds like you got rid of a loser early on.

19.07.2025 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone should have at least one piece of art that makes guests say, โ€œWhere did you get that? I have never seen anything like it.โ€

18.07.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Agreed, and thank you. Being transparent about their creative process has always been a benefit to artistsโ€”though many of us fear itโ€”and now, it is more important than ever.

17.07.2025 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wood branded with Joseph Alexander Studio signature logo.

Wood branded with Joseph Alexander Studio signature logo.

Just like that.

17.07.2025 08:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I will work on preparing cradeled boards mounted with portrait-grade linen. The first step is to burn my signature logo into the backs of the boards. This is unneccessary and adds no artistic value to the painting, but it is a nice touch that lets my collectors know I care. 2/2

17.07.2025 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A variety of wooden panel sizes sitting on an outdoor wood table, alongside an electric branding iron.

A variety of wooden panel sizes sitting on an outdoor wood table, alongside an electric branding iron.

Close-up of a brass branding iron with the signature logo of Joseph Alexander Studio, sitting on a wood table.

Close-up of a brass branding iron with the signature logo of Joseph Alexander Studio, sitting on a wood table.

My little studio is pretty much set up, and it is time to dive in. So far, I have not found panels (which I prefer to use up to about 50x60cm or A2-ish size) that are up to my standards. I have found cradeled boards that are quite nice, and of course, fantastic Belgian linen. 1/2

17.07.2025 07:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plus, even though they are not aggressive towards other birbs, they have that beak that says, โ€œOutta my way, muthas! I will slay you!โ€

12.07.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every photo I see of you shows innate sexiness and strength of being. If you were here in The Netherlands I would seek you out as a model for my work.

11.07.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Flirt away, handsome.

11.07.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ‚

10.07.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@canadianpaintings.bsky.social

10.07.2025 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think we have given them enough. Grok has been in my lexicon with proper usage since the 1960s. They canโ€™t have it. They might use it for a while, but sooner, not later, they will become a footnote.

09.07.2025 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œSir, is this the bird that stole your fries?โ€

06.07.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know, this is how you got your last cat.

05.07.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chilling but worrying about the world a little.

05.07.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the heads up. I am really liking this.

05.07.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We saw this happen in the small city we lived in before immigrating to the EU. By law, no buildings were to be as tall as, or to obstruct the view of, the classic downtown architecture. A few years ago a developer bribed the city council to approve a variance, and now all new buildings are towering.

04.07.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I use Signal for comms with family and friends, WhatsApp for in-country (Netherlands) stuff. I know there are things that show up on Meta sites that I donโ€™t see, but so much of that is controlled that I canโ€™t rely on it anyway. I follow several reliable sources for news.

03.07.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun and accurate!

01.07.2025 08:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฐ

30.06.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Easy-peasey. You are an awesome, powerful dude.

30.06.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Pride, Hiro-chan!

29.06.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dank je wel. I am going to make sure to go see this while it is here.

26.06.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.06.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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