Alex Pasco

The thing I find the MOST distasteful about AI workflows is how absolutely gd THIRSTY they are. They’re like someone who wants to hold your attention at all costs. Let the tool be invisible and help you when/if you ask.

This is an absolute galaxy brain sentence regarding AI.

Honestly, some of my things about Tarantino's films *are* the little things. Stuntman Mike eating the World's Sloppiest Nachos. Rick Dalton and his Gross Blender of Margaritas. Shosanna Dreyfus' expression as the sycophants fawn over Zoller in the restaurant. Just perfect stuff.

I love this take.

I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.

Bob Gale and Robert Zemeckis haaaaad to be huge fans of Time After Time, an early 80s sci-fi film about HG Wells chasing Jack the Ripper

I can think of a couple of scandals bigger than this, which isn't a scandal at all.

One of the most amazing things about the last few years is Hunter Biden is actually pretty fucking cool

Greatest thread in existence

It’s extremely good

Long live the THRILLOMEDY

nathan fielder was right

water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted

the social studies teacher fast forwarding through the sex scene in Last of the Mohicans

heck of a job, brownie

It's a headline that says "Married UH Archaeologists uncover 1,700 year old maya tomb". The two of them look like a nice Midwestern married couple in their 60's. The man wears a red button-up shirt, the woman a nice white blouse with a sort of black leaf-pattern or silk-screen on it. Behind them is a Mayan temple on a heavily forested hill.

It took me WAY too long to realize that this was about a pair of researchers at University of Houston (UH), and not that the headline was stalling to find a euphemism for what they REALLY are.

The Internet has ruined me.

Several years ago on Twitter I posted “L.L. Bean is short for ‘Ladies Love Mr. Bean’” and a guy got so mad he blocked me.

Found myself Googling "did jem ever quash her beef with the misfits?" and was glad to learn that they eventually called a truce (I assume to fight the real enemy -- the music industry).

Oh boy is this something I’ve noticed in people. Over structure in life activities and not enough just being bored and figuring out something to do. Or doing nothing.

Also similar to when Paul Reubens got harassed for his art collection. 😖

😳😳 I thought I’d seen every Fisher Price toy! That is incredible.

Death stranding 2 screenshot of Sam excited about the Yamato logo

When your favorite logo and your favorite game collide

This prank is so objectively bad that I might think the writer thinks it disqualifies Zohran because c’mon at least steal “Senator Sam”, City-U’s mascot.

And just in case someone comes at me about Road House, let me be perfectly clear. A good bad movie is a fucking great movie.

I talk about this all the time. There should be big lists for the best bad movies.

Bet they thought a space laser started the fire or something

I never understand why they don’t do stuff like this, or tell him he’s being an asshole right to his face when he’s being one. I’d risk it all for the chance to do that. It’d feel like Christmas morning on July 4th.

An addled president is shredding the Constitution to usher in white nationalism and fascism while destroying the economy and our health care, so if you’re going to write an alarmist op-ed because a mayoral candidate might open five (5) city-run grocery stores, you can kindly get bent.

it’s that time of year where a new corner of the internet learns that young jim henson could fucking get it

tragic: worst person you know called you something that's FUCKING LIT 🔥