pony pony huckabuck

the cover of HARVEY with jimmy stewart sitting looking up at the shadow of the pooka but it says ALVIN

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i suggest blacksmiths

open a window or something damn

why are his armpits in my cheese

you don't want no part of this, dewey

really cannot stress enough that you must for your own happiness kill the part of your heart that finds any professional chef in any way attractive

we used to be a real country. these days you cannot purchase a possum and 'taters dinner for any price, and the cost of persimmon beer is at an all time high

i have made a coffee cake

so important to check the toes early and often for cell changes

i think we better offer that heidi lady her job back and tbh i doubt she'll take it at this point after being insulted like this but i think we'd better at least offer it

maybe he thinks he starts next year. somebody phone him up

because he seems like a sweet guy and he might have actually not understood that

he knows he's the mayor, right? he's not just sitting there thinking "gosh i hope the mayor can explain this" can someone check and make sure the mayor is aware that he is in fact that mayor

seriously we're very lucky he's as cooperative as he is because this kid could fight a cop

iggy is already so big and strong that we are about six months away from actually needing some orderlies to come help restrain him as he's stronger than me and the pediatrician combined so i hope to god he gets the memo soon

they also go with me to the ob-gyn so hopefully they won't be too scared the first time they get pap smears

at the very least they think it's interesting so maybe they can grow up to be pharmacists. idk. they calmly watch the needle go in and i say yay now mama won't get sick!!! and we all clap and then we go get a cookie in the cafeteria

took the lads with me to get my covid shot today. i've been taking them with me to see every vaccine i get and having the pharmacist talk them through all the steps and explain everything, i'm hoping this makes them less terrified of their own vaccines, although it has not worked yet

maybe there's a perfectly reasonable explanation here! i'd sure fucking love to hear it because when i don't hear it that makes me think his office is doing financial crimes

I live proximal to this and you , especially Portlanders, should fill this out in a way that makes it safer for me to walk with my toddlers to the food carts on 102nd and Stark.

Answer like your children will WALK here , because mine will

because like that seems weird right

has the actual mayor had anything to say regarding the magical invisible $21 million and how its reappearance coincided super coincidentally with his deputy city administrator asking for the resignation of the person who found it. like is he planning on explaining how that happened

i have not seen any of the harry potter movies in which "the burrow" appears but a christmas ambiance video set in "the burrow" set from the movies just came on after my "vintage christmas oldies in another room" video ended and damn this appears to be based on the interior of my house

(just the strings part for the entirety of All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth, no vocals at all)

an adult man, very frustrated: ALVINNNNN!!!!!

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we're listening to chipmunks christmas in my shitty horrible car and some of the speakers are blown out of course so on some tracks you can't even hear any of the chipmunks and it just sounds like an album of an insane man periodically yelling at chipmunk hallucinations he's having

oh sorry i mean yes they do. cross midlines. lol. sorry i was literally getting a covid shot while i typed that

no they don't but they oddly don't have a hand preference either? i was so worried they'd develop one TOO early and it would mean CP and now they're just randomly still ambidextrous and i'm like ?

my mom used to put a huge long roll of paper down on the big table before thanksgiving dinner and let the kids go apeshit with markers and then use it for everybody's christmas wrap, i thought that was clever

they can worry about proper grip when they're 6. it's more important now i think to get a general feeling for art being EXPRESSIVE and taking up THE WHOLE PAGE. plus they can't spill these or break them