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me i'm wearing a black shirt and i have long brown hair

okay i know we're dressed the same but don't be scared if you see me out and about in portland today thinking i'm kristi noem. you can tell the difference because i grew my hair and lips myself

it's unbelievable junk! i don't know how people even have room in their houses for this kind of stuff

this vintage patagonia jacket is worth a cool grand tho so i think i probably better not

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that's true but it's so close to black friday also?

i am very much in the market for little boys leather dress shoes and those pretty much only come from china anyway so i would totally buy like $100 worth of shoes today if there were any significant savings to be had but they're all like 9.1% off. wow thanks

even being outside at all is a flex at this point

so she came to town to pray over burgerville and be rude to the mayor and then left. great stuff.

the crap sucks! i'd probably buy something and just feel bad about it if they had some good crap but it's all sucky. have they tried selling things that aren't sucky

every year i check the amazon prime day deals and every year i end up not buying anything and it's not due to stringent moral principles it's just due to me not wanting any of that crap

yah

today i need to figure out how to sell shit on ebay

it was worth a try!!!

of course i didn't buy five pairs of black leggings a decade ago that hung loose like idk pillowcases off my legs and were like grungy-grey black and had holes in them. of course they had elastic and stayed up on their own. you fucking dummy. oh well hope springs eternal time to drop a hundo

i have like five pairs of very old worn out black leggings with the elastic shot but i didn't want to drop like $100 on replacing them ALL so i bought ONE new pair just to see- "maybe they've always fit like this?"- lmao no they have not always fit like that!!! elizabeth of course not

yeah and all she could muster was "you can do better"? what the fuck was that, why didn't she have a canned response ready for that, she sounded like a petulant child

any idk notable arrests? i cannot believe she was rude to our fucking mayor. i have met our mayor and he weighs about 90 lbs soaking wet and he is painfully polite. he looks like a geography teacher. it's like being rude to a geography teacher. leave him alone

i'm not going over to truth social to see what else that benny person posted. so can someone just tell me. did they get a single second of footage that makes us look bad, that we'll have to hear stephen miller pretend matters, or was it just a total dud propaganda-wise

i can't get the search feature on this app to work properly this morning for some reason, it brings back no results for either noem or portland, so that's why i'm just asking. i don't see anything on r/portland other than a million remixes of the chicken

so did noem end up getting any useful footage from this visit? did she go out last night on a mission with her thugs and rough up a guatemalan janitor or get eggs thrown at her by a gender person like she wanted or did she just mill around that rooftop and call the police chief a pansy lol

hey i used to eat katchapuri there!

she's astoundingly strange! you can tell bob is always genuinely so impressed by her work

you should definitely watch taskmaster

i guess they figured he couldn't really be like the babies they knew in real life because all those babies were very goofy and smelly. but that's the best part about christianity really is that he was just as goofy and smelly as anybody, maybe even moreso

i'm trying to guess what hotel i would stay in if i was the fucking worst

it is kind of embarrassing how many of these people i'm already familiar with. could not tell you the names of more than a handful of american comedians- john mulaney and david cross? but i can spot rob beckett from 100 paces

my favorite comedian on each season has won each season so far

the fact that they found a rhyme for septicemia! astounding.

i think the song "rosalind is a fucking nightmare but she jumps quite far for a woman of her age" on the season 5 finale of taskmaster is among the funniest things i've ever seen

it's very cute! he looks very cute as a borrower. i see why people liked that