buttered jorts

the funny thing is it's not the side that she hit that hurts it's the other side
even the teeth hurt on that side

me: stooping down to pick up garbage cookiedog ran off with
cookiedog, that exact moment: human is within range! Must Kiss

cookiedog applied forehead directly to my jaw and it Hurts

every day i envy the californians

local dogy only pays attention to what she likes and wants

me: cookie come here
cookie, walking upstairs to laze: nah

me: (takes off pj pants to change for walkies)
cookie: (bolting over from the next room with her ears swiveled forward) walkies?

flashing/strobing lights warning for this one

this is my favourite out of their new album aside from ratatata

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxRl...

it's very cute and i love it with actual instruments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLQ-...

YouTube video by BABYMETAL-UNIVERSE BABYMETAL - "Doki Doki Morning" in TOKYO IDOL FESTIVAL 2011 Performed 28/08/11

this is from when moametal (pigtails girl on the right) was literally 12

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0dO...

man it's so weird sometimes to think that babymetal is in their 20s now like....i remember 14yo babies singing about chocolate and waking up late........

so turns out there's subtitles only for spoken hin?di? and none for spoken english so as someone who cannot understand spoken english without subtitles i will simply enjoy the tiger

ok i'm watching the indian tiger movie now and ABSOLUTE CRIMINAL BEHAVIOUR (the musical number at the front is NOT translated into subtitles) (i am watching people gyrate with no understanding)

the movie i clicked on was about a shark getting into paris,

me: clicks on an indian? horror movie? about tigers
movie: starts off with people on a boat
me: oh maybe it's white people going to india
movie: is not approaching india
movie: is in the pacific garbage patch
me:
me: and they still have to deal with a tiger?

하아

아 그런데 쿠우쿠우는 몇 군데는 구슬아이스크림 있다면서..................한사발 먹어줘 (

아니 그러니까 캐나다 카페가 왜!!!!!!!!!! 캐나다 외의 모든 곳에서만 맛있는걸 주냐고

내한 트친블친들아 나를 위해서

두끼
쿠우쿠우
팀홀튼 < new!

가줘

The Costco poutine is NOT the same size as the Costco fries,

lance reddick plays four identical versions of himself with distinct personalities and i miss him so so so much

bonus: apparently this was cancelled after the one season so i can imagine whatever ending i want

again, the real horror and fear is interpersonal conflict and tension

like never mind the monsters and gore because i'm usually extremely afraid of the whole eating alive aspect of zombies but what gets me nervous is main character fighting with her bf

they offer literal cheesecake slices/??? apparently???? wtf

that being said they don't have the chocolate pistachio flavours BUT that's probably because korea has run through its stocks of kadayif/marshmallows/pistachios in the 두쫀쿠 craze

they have a 'toronto' latte which is red velvet chocolate cream with pralined pecans

the victoria latte is tiramisu, the vancouver latte has sea salt cream and a green tea shot, and montreal latte is a vanilla toffeenut flavour and like hello???

the funny thing though is that their iced capps have non-coffee versions (despite them being iced cappuccinos) so there's like...blood orange iced capp. which is just an orange icee/slush

on the other hand i want that poutine melt

Bring Those Goodies Over Here, Son

i'm looking at their savoury menu and they have a poutine melt??? maple-cheese melt??? fig-and-nuts cream cheese bagel??? oreo iced capps??? Blasphemy

korean tim horton's: selling basque cheesecake. maple crullers. strawberry timbits. cinnamon sugar timbits
actual canadian tim horton's: here's pure-sugar frosting. also an apple fritter donut

seeing the strawberry donuts in korean tim hortons and being like HEY. YOU'RE CANADIAN. WHY AREN'T YOU PUTTING THOSE OUT HERE

STRAWBERRY MATCHA CRULLER?? STRAWBERRY CHOUX PASTRY CREAM???

www.tim-hortons.co.kr/ORD0101/0500...

Sometimes pmdd feels like the most unfair thing like I didn’t do anything but here I am being strapped into a rollercoaster against my will on a regular basis

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*