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@samopei.bsky.social

frei // shitposting and OCs personal account don’t follow for art! #freifood

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it's her. the jingle horse

11.11.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Clip clop clip clop

11.11.2025 00:24 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A small brown dog with large ears and a long snout is pointedly avoiding looking at a dog boot held near her

A small brown dog with large ears and a long snout is pointedly avoiding looking at a dog boot held near her

The dog had boots on all four of her feet now and she looks up with wide, bewildered eyes for misfortune has befallen her

The dog had boots on all four of her feet now and she looks up with wide, bewildered eyes for misfortune has befallen her

She is outside and trotting along and licking snow off her nose because she was sticking her face into snowbanks to sniff

She is outside and trotting along and licking snow off her nose because she was sticking her face into snowbanks to sniff

Tis the season for doggy hoofing
Plappa plappa plap, pla-plap plap plap

11.11.2025 00:23 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I miss her too………….

11.11.2025 00:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i’d like to join VGen.... please help me get 20 rt’s+100 likes on this post. thank you!
#VGenCode

10.11.2025 17:45 — 👍 254    🔁 103    💬 2    📌 0

I MISS MY DESTINATIONS MAP.................. for a moment i thought they got rid of all the locations (???????) because i couldn't find it from the actual map lmao

it was really nice running around in the edz for 20min though hehe

09.11.2025 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

it's so hard to get around now....i'm not used to the portal orz

i feel so lost...i heard lodi came from the 70s? well me too apparently

09.11.2025 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
meme of gandalf with the caption "i have no memory of this place"

meme of gandalf with the caption "i have no memory of this place"

me going through the vault:

09.11.2025 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

? is gambit not a thing anymore?

09.11.2025 00:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

what year is it...............i haven't even opened the abilities/super screens yet i'm so disoriented
ghost! hug me

09.11.2025 00:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

d2 // so my main titan is an exo who was the young wolf/around for d1 and then just forgot he was that (so he has like an original gjallarhorn gathering dust in a garage somewhere) and wow

immersive experience. who am i. what's going on here

09.11.2025 00:37 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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08.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 74    🔁 47    💬 0    📌 0

HELL yeah thank goodness
now we only await the news that oldtweetdeck is safe once more....

08.11.2025 19:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

finalist 1, who is very very fond of finalist 2: man i wish i was battling someone else
finalist 2: win!
finalist 1: i wanna do a mortal kombat move on you. fatality

08.11.2025 01:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey did you get your accts back? i think they unbanned everyone/most people

08.11.2025 01:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Update: I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t know if they just reversed them or if the appeal worked but yeah my accounts are back to functioning thank fuck

07.11.2025 12:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

이제 다시 복구됐어요!!!!!!!

07.11.2025 12:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AND YET BOTS RUN RAMPANT................ugh

06.11.2025 21:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

but brother, what a time it was

06.11.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am now home and in one piece but What Does The Future Hold

06.11.2025 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

GIVE ME MY ACCOUNTS BACK.........................

06.11.2025 21:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the speculation seems to be that if you were using tweetdeck without paying for it (whether it's through oldtweetdeck or if you were somehow able to access it without a checkmark) they killed your acct but also i've seen people say they were paying for it and got banned anyways? but yeah

06.11.2025 21:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Yeah…….honestly I’m not holding out a lot of hope since idk if anyone human is reading them still but I gotta try for my side acct at least

06.11.2025 14:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

여러분, 트위터 터졌다고 말할 곳이 있다는게 얼마나 다행입니까?

10.03.2025 14:35 — 👍 440    🔁 1070    💬 0    📌 26

IT SURE DID….and then today I woke up late, got rained on unexpectedly, am working in an area of the building I do not like and also I spilled creamer all over myself when making coffee so like maybe today is not my day

06.11.2025 12:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t know if it will but god I hope so…people are passing around anecdotes of ‘I did this and got my account unbanned!’ like folk remedies hehe

06.11.2025 12:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m going to appeal but also I’m pretty sure there’s no one human reading customer emails so (shrugs)

06.11.2025 10:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Alas that oldtweetdeck has been exploded and took all the accounts with it

06.11.2025 10:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 8    📌 0

How am I supposed to trust your decision making skills

03.11.2025 19:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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