Simon de Haan

Simon de Haan

@sdehaan.bsky.social

Turn.io Co-Founder & CTO.

72 Followers 66 Following 36 Posts Joined Nov 2023
3 months ago

Didn’t think I’d ever say this but, be a Batman in your field.

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3 months ago

It was not! blog.cloudflare.com/18-november-... Impressed by their ability to get a detailed post mortem out so fast.

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3 months ago

I bet it’s gonna be DNS again. #cloudflare

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4 months ago

Moved to Elixir 1.19 in production. Total non-event. #elixirlang

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4 months ago

Hit off-by-1 errors in timing related tests when upgrading to Elixir 1.19. Turns out DateTime.diff changed subtly, it used to drop microseconds (everything rounded to seconds), now keeps them. Our tests relied on old behavior without realizing it. Hopefully saves ppl some debug time! 😅 #ElixirLang

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4 months ago

Things that are unreasonably hard when running systems at scale: counting stuff accurately

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5 months ago

Love this.

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7 months ago
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I would like to see a new benchmark on how well different LLMs are able to diagnose issues raised by Dialyzer. #myelixirstatus #elixir

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9 months ago
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Malleable software: Restoring user agency in a world of locked-down apps The original promise of personal computing was a new kind of clay. Instead, we got appliances: built far away, sealed, unchangeable. In this essay, we envision malleable software: tools that users can...

www.inkandswitch.com/essay/mallea... 🫶🏻

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9 months ago
Artikel in dagblad trouw: “De mensen om wie het ging verdwenen onder Faber uit het zicht”, de titel. Artikel in dagblad trouw: “De mensen om wie het ging verdwenen onder Faber uit het zicht”, deel 1. Artikel in dagblad trouw: “De mensen om wie het ging verdwenen onder Faber uit het zicht”, deel 2.

Wat heeft Faber nou eigenlijk bereikt? Dagblad @trouw.nl: Enkel dat de bestempeling van kwetsbare mensen tot zondebokken voor alles, hun reducering tot cijfers en “gelukszoekers” en het illegale afpakken van mensenrechten nu als normaal beleid beschouwd worden. En niet meer als moreel schandaal.

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9 months ago

This is incredible!

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9 months ago
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Schrijnende constatering.

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9 months ago
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🧠 Both AI optimists and pessimists are missing the point. The real conversation should be about how we build trustworthy systems—not about sentience or superintelligence. Let's focus on practical risks and benefits instead of sci-fi scenarios.

🔗 ➡️ fly.io/blog/youre-a...

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9 months ago
There is one place, however, where Musk, with the help of his minions, achieved his goals. He did indeed shred U.S.A.I.D. Though a rump operation is now operating inside the State Department, the administration says that it has terminated more than 80 percent of U.S.A.I.D. grants. Brooke Nichols, an associate professor of global health at Boston University, has estimated that these cuts have already resulted in about 300,000 deaths, most of them of children, and will most likely lead to significantly more by the end of the year. That is what Musk’s foray into politics accomplished.

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

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9 months ago
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tfw design is your passion and there's a job opening @ turn.io for a senior product designer www.turn.io/careers/seni...

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9 months ago

i think it should be a bigger story that the president held a meeting with a foreign head of state where he ranted about the most gutter white supremacist propaganda you can find on the internet

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9 months ago

Have you come across the “I got a dog so I could talk to other strangers with a dog” folks yet?

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9 months ago
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Chat for impact | Turn.io An impactful conversation at a key moment can change a life. Turn.io is a chat platform to build services that improve millions of lives.

Yesterday’s 20 hour turn.io unintentional load test was compliments of a customers infinite http request loop!

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9 months ago

Amazing! Go David!

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10 months ago
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Omtzigt bij afscheid: politiek onvoldoende bezig met echte problemen Het "giftige politieke klimaat" is de scheidend NSC-leider ook steeds meer gaan tegenstaan.

nos.nl/l/2567077 man met auto in de file klaagt over het file probleem.

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10 months ago

This is incredible. Even the work required to deploy that much money is mind boggling www.gatesnotes.com/n20-years-to...

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10 months ago

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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10 months ago

And teams that do build around microservices seem way more likely to start hating each other and throwing things over the fence as a result of the API contracts.

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10 months ago

For the most part to me it seems like microservices make more sense when you have teams that hate each other and only want to communicate via API contracts.

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10 months ago
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Chat for impact | Turn.io An impactful conversation at a key moment can change a life. Turn.io is a chat platform to build services that improve millions of lives.

It’s entertaining to me that our Turn.io app is the most network distributed application I’ve ever been part of building while also the largest monolith. Thanks to #elixirlang microservices aren’t a tax worth paying or even make sense to consider from an architecture standpoint.

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11 months ago

🎯

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11 months ago

Seeing these types of comments by @josevalim.bsky.social on Github discussions spark joy and joy is contagious. #myelixirstatus

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11 months ago
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Current Slack status:

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