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Former Dark Lord of the Sith chilling around enjoying my later years. I am a changed man. Pray I don’t alter the deal.

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I see that with the bill being passed atm, Trump’s circle is almost complete.

Soon he will be able to do anything he wants and US law will confirm it’s legal if passed.

This is the equivalent of Hitler passing the Enabling Act in March 1933. By late ‘33 all political opponents had been eradicated.

24.05.2025 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eze thanking God for making Palace win today is actually hugely disrespectful to himself and the Palace players, manager, physios, coaches, etc.

It’s ok to admit you’re just that good!

I get peoples’ belief in different faiths, but honestly it’s not a made-up spirit that caused you to score today.

17.05.2025 17:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's #FederalFuckeryFriday and today we want to know, what are your favorite small acts of resistance? We're talking tiny rebellions—paper cuts to the system. Calling all feds, private sector workers and resistors in communities nationwide—how do you fight back? Asking for a friend. #HowToResist

16.05.2025 17:06 — 👍 299    🔁 60    💬 125    📌 22

The premise for a govt wanting its poorest to become poorer?

Control and fear.

By widening the wealth gap, those at the bottom end (which is most of us) will NEVER be able to get out of this debt spiral.

Your life ends with nothing to pass to your kids, so they’re poor.

The govt needs stopping.

17.05.2025 07:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It appears that they see the arrival of white SAs as the beginning of a “clean up” of “their neighbourhoods”.

From what I can tell.

14.05.2025 20:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I have to say, I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the Disney+ television series called Andor.

I never knew the full story of how the Rebellion came to destroy my beloved Death Star.

Palpatine was enraged at the time, and I needed many years of therapy to get through it.

It’s all behind me now tho.

14.05.2025 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just a quick tip from old Darth - when the Storm Troopers come in and pick on one person, EVERYBODY must stand up, turn and face them.

TOGETHER.

You’ll get it eventually but I’m just trying to save you some time. Sitting silently doesn’t help the one, and that cld be you next time.

06.05.2025 05:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Star Wars: Both New Hopes

06.05.2025 05:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Duo: Two Star Wars Stories

06.05.2025 05:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Rogue Two

06.05.2025 05:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Wondering whether Luigi will be crowdfunded to meet 1-on-1.

05.03.2025 07:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Mr PieceOfShit.

04.03.2025 20:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not in Canada but I wouldn’t travel to the USA if I was paid to. Sorry to the ppl of the US, it’s not (most of) you, but it won’t change for a long time.

04.03.2025 17:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I can’t remember the last time I had a sauna.

It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Good times.

04.03.2025 07:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I was going to tell The Emperor about last night’s Oscars, using the joke about Anora standing up to a powerful Russian.

However, that presenter stole it from me and told the joke himself.

30 years ago that would have meant a Force Choke.

Now I’ll simply deploy a drone to keep an eye on him.

03.03.2025 07:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Britain and France step in to heal Trump-Zelenskyy rift Starmer pushes plan for “coalition of the willing” to offer security guarantees to Ukraine ahead of Sunday’s summit in London.

The UK and France will work on a Ukraine peace plan and mediate between Ukrainian leader Volodymyr Zelenskyy and US President Donald Trump, British Prime Minister Keir Starmer said today.

02.03.2025 12:31 — 👍 291    🔁 54    💬 47    📌 8
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I see that Zelenskyy is meeting with non-fascist European leaders today.

Also, I noticed that there’s an anti-Trump protest being held in London, England on Wednesday 5th March.

I may send a shuttle down from my starship to join in - even I can see when a dictator needs stopping.

02.03.2025 12:17 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I thought I’d have a diversion from observing tyranny this evening by watching Jurassic Park III.

Palpatine once recommended it so let’s see how it goes.

01.03.2025 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a day it has been.

My bingo card just didn’t have an attempted sabotage in the Oval Office on it.

Need to call the Emperor to let him know there’s someone on Earth thinks he’s the same type of person.

He’s not and I wld know.

01.03.2025 17:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok, Earth dwellers - this is very simple:

Everybody in politics that sides with the US Dictator-In-Chief is part of the same worldwide network of bought-and-paid-for public figures supporting Putin for their personal gain.

And it requires your misery to be amplified.

Did I miss anything?

01.03.2025 15:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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THE MOST DEPLORABLE MOMENT IN AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY Who Will Stand Up to the Traitor Regime?

Here is my latest reflection.
The attack on President Zelenskyy shattered the last of our wishful thinking.
Many countries hoped that if they fawned over him, he would pick on someone else.
Now we know: that we either stand up or get dragged into the abyss.
charlieangus.substack.com/p/the-washin...

01.03.2025 13:23 — 👍 3235    🔁 946    💬 193    📌 113
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01.03.2025 14:26 — 👍 15236    🔁 3545    💬 1125    📌 1262

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Hi son

01.03.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni

28.02.2025 18:49 — 👍 33909    🔁 5471    💬 1006    📌 325
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This 👇

01.03.2025 11:08 — 👍 1531    🔁 327    💬 40    📌 13

It’s clear that the American military should be focussing right now on defending American democracy.

It’s also clear that this means defending it by force.

Tell me if I’m not reading the room?

01.03.2025 13:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everybody should thank Trump and Vance, plus the husband of MTG who asked the pre-planned question about Zelenskyy wearing a suit, for allowing the entire planet to see with clarity who the US government really is.

There are no ambiguities any longer, even for die-hard MAGA supporters.

01.03.2025 13:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Absolutely @eddavey.libdems.org.uk

01.03.2025 12:20 — 👍 14253    🔁 2956    💬 297    📌 107

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