Eric Paul C

What is this?
America wouldn't give him & Temu Goebbels the reactionary incident they wanted so now he's gonna do full-on fascist martial law just for/in D.C.?
Like they have a schedule to keep and we're dragging our feet too much so he's going to beta-test it outside his window where he can watch?

(gestures over mantle)- See that golden fiddle?

I just wish some of the hosts on the news shows the Orange Dotard appears on would try that Super Troopers "meow" gag, but with "Epstein" in it's place.
Just add it into the softball questions it has no reason to appear in just to spice things up, see how it goes.

Magic School Bus goes public transportation.

Have we seriously considered importing a whole bunch of these Cape Buffalo to find out if will help with our soulless billionaire/millionaire problem?

How Spot got "Best In Show".

📌 Damn, this is good.

Murkowski Karma: gives Vlad your state next week, lets him keep you and Palin as a bonus.

I bet NAMBLA is so thrilled with these Epstein developments that they are endorsing King Anus Mouth for a third term already.

...We're already AT the river, Billy.

Don’t you think they’re pushing to institute this martial law/police state thing soon because once the season draws near their “War On Christmas” kicks in and except for the rich, if no one has money for any of that all this year folks are going to freak the fuck out so how better to contain that?

Opus' breakout squad on the way!

By Circe, he's right!

If Dean Cain got attention for doing it, you know Kyle Rittenhouse is going to try next.

Nothing inspires consumer confidence more than billionaires having all the available money and gleefully firing everyone they can left and right.

Boy, Jehovah's Witnesses do NOT like it when you point out that weed is more legal than their religion coming to your door unannounced.

(Sorry folks, blatant Naked Gun reference in honor of the series reboot.)

WHY YOU WEARIN' MY BATHIN' SUIT?!?

Tax the stupid rich.
The really stupid rich.
The incredibly stupid rich.
The stupid incredibly rich.
The I-Thought-Folks-At-The-Mall-Gadget-Store-Would-Probably-Also-Want-Some-Steaks-Because-Gadget-Stores-Are-Where-Folks-Buy-Steaks-Stupid.
Tax the churches and the little businesses they own, too!

How big, and is bronzer harmful to the diets of said predators?

A Google search tells me that Nebraska has 1707 churches in it.
A Google search tells me that Nebraska has 3 billionaires in it.
Taxing which would help this 'limit' problem sycophant Flood seems focused on?

#3: Do you trust this particular gang of science-denying, unscrupulous lowball contractors to get nuclear materials safely through the atmosphere above us to the moon?
#2: Do you trust them to package deadly materials?
But -
#1: Epstein. If we send anything to the moon, how about a lying pedophile?

Having flashbacks to the Geico ad campaign: "So simple even..." well, we've all seen that museum display.

...and then the lights went out.

Great to hear something nice out of Texas.
Been a while.

Ron Johnson? The guy who wore a showy bullet-proof vest while whipping up the crowd from stage at that 'peaceful gathering' on January 6th? That guy?

With a side order of eeyeww!

He'll probably enjoy it. Putin has his tool, why shouldn’t anyone else? You don’t think Vlad actually LIKES Orange Screwlious, do you? Use the tools you have available.
We don’t try we’ll never know. They acted like they needed a war, here’s some unconventional warfare designed only for you!
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You think he won’t? Add more money. C’mon- it’s THESE guys. What won’t they do for money? Give him revenge opportunities, but he’s gotta be willing to testify and get in their face with the basest of facts. I think he will. If I remember him correctly, he’s a vile human being.
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Money, attention, revenge- all of these play significantly into not only this sad sack’s personality but the MAGA politician psyche as a whole.
But I think money will do it.
Drag him out there, give him whatever $ he demands to fuck up their day.
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