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“No sir, I am not using those flasks to smuggle booze” 😂 tbh I won’t complain about the drink prices as long as they let me smoke out in between periods on the terrace

No wonder those Ethernet cables were always stuck to the floor 🥴

I probably should have been wearing a mask gown and gloves working in IT then 🤯

I wake up, go outside, the snow shoveling is done and I’m on my way.

Like this winter didn’t suck enough already

Beers are like $25 and people are still acting like knuckleheads 😂

Time to get that bus lane on Flatbush Ave up and running.

British Comedian Graham Linehan Will Address Congress. Here's What He's Going to Talk About. British comedian Graham Linehan addresses Congress on free speech in the UK.

I had to dig way too deep in the comments to find out townhall.com/tipsheet/amy...

I mean I hate wearing ties but c’mon now

There are a lot of times that some other reply guy says what I was going to say and I move on. It’s basically any skeet over 30 minutes old.

Salty Brine - Wikipedia

Being salty was something my parents could agree on. 😂

Seriously, my username is an ode to this old weather guy that I used to drive in my taxi on Block Island. I think he was salty from drinking margaritas. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salty_B...

My mom wanted to name me Francis after my dad, but my dad didn’t want me fighting in school every day so they compromised.

Louis Pasteur is spinning in his grave

That guy needed his face kicked in. He got off way too easy.

I wondered why Elmo is red.

I never knew I needed to go to the top of this building until now.

Any phish show where I can sleep in my own bed is what I want. Especially if it’s air conditioned in July 🥶

I am on the wrong coast this winter, because this might be the coldest winter I can remember in NYC. Been through a lot of cold Januarys but it’s been freezing since November. 4 to 5 months of frozen tundra shit is just too much.

The Bible Cause in a New York Ale House I realize that the title to this post is a little deceptive.  No, I will not be speaking about The Bible Cause: A History of the American Bible Society in a New York City ale house. (Although I wou…

I was at McSorley’s last night and sat at the table where the Bible House sign is. I had never noticed the sign or knew about the story behind it before. thewayofimprovement.blog/2016/07/11/t...

Somehow managing to watch the Australian Open men’s final on delay without knowing who won in the year 2026.

Nah, that was yesterday

I’ll second the Warner Theater 3/18/78 recommendation

Can’t expect much from a club that has a jail as their logo

I’ve been told you can get Raffy Devers for Hicks.

Even the old LIRR el in Rockaway is noticeably quieter than the els in Brooklyn, so that makes sense.

Would the Utica Ave extension be more feasible as an elevated line?

I did hear about one Brazilian resturant in Rockaway being closed today bsky.app/profile/brie...

I made it through today without spending any money. It being 10° outside and having plenty to eat at home made it a lot easier.

Stormtrooper with DEA markings

Shit like this is why I never got a medical Maryjane card. I figured this guy would show up at 3am one night