“errr you’re going to get in trouble for that” dork ass bitch
13.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@ddiiggss.bsky.social
I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about it
“errr you’re going to get in trouble for that” dork ass bitch
13.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There were a few times where I thought I was watching someone about to die on camera but my man made it through, dudes rock
13.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0legit lol at the new display name
13.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The first best time to get your Nazi tattoo removed is <null> because you never got one in the first place
The second best time is immediately after discovering that what you thought was a cool skull was in fact a Nazi skull
(very large gap)
The third best time is once it becomes national news
(Bloodhound gang voice) gettin squirmy now!
13.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don’t know anything about him other than RLM being the convenient shield for any criticism of the band when it comes to anything money related, which I’m sure they’re happy to do. If his name was involved with Epstein I’m sure it would have been pointed out
13.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Involved with Epstein?
13.02.2026 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Calling them one of the first not super accurate but still good move
13.02.2026 16:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
13.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 2843 🔁 469 💬 20 📌 3I don’t agree, but I respect the take because Diet Coke has shooters and they’ll come for you
Coke Zero is my preference
horizon zero dawn rare artifact
13.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0lol
13.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you’ve heard of Woke 2, next up is Bullying 2, and these dorks are going to hate it
13.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and it’s hard to feel bad for a guy who has played a huge part in creating one of the shittiest and most consumer-hostile industries in the world for having to eat a little shit, even if it is just strictly bad luck (it probably isn’t)
13.02.2026 13:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bad luck happens to people all the time and they have to just deal with the consequences. There’s no rule that says elite, multimillionaire high powered agents are exempt from bad luck, as much as they wish that were the case. Sometimes you gotta eat shit -
13.02.2026 13:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Seeing a lot of people saying it’s unfair to hold it against Wasserman for trying to fuck Ghislaine Maxwell before any of the Epstein stuff was well known, and even if we operate under the assumption that there was no crime and he had no direct ties to JE, etc, well that’s just bad luck -
13.02.2026 13:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0lmao
13.02.2026 13:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“ahhh but what about gong guy???” you say, sweatily.
FIRED. no statement, just hit da bricks.
More bands should be like Goose
credit where due
13.02.2026 13:09 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0The font is the dead giveaway in that it’s not actually a font, it’s just letters all generated slightly differently every time
13.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I remember when engagement bait prompts were lovingly handcrafted, now I have to see a giant grid of ai slop just to learn that someone has never tried an eggplant
13.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Man I love the little carts so much, they’re so maneuverable
13.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would also accept a seat at one of those Indian carrom dens, really two sides of the same coin with the smoking as the common bond
13.02.2026 00:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seeing my less online friends and family post those “let AI make your caricature based on everything it knows about you”
13.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0uhh yeah man, very relatable
13.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Get a load of this bumbling oaf
12.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0