it would be really funny if my last post before I killed myself is a “never kill yourself” post
27.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0it would be really funny if my last post before I killed myself is a “never kill yourself” post
27.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
chipotle chicken sandwich with lettuce tomato and red onion with a side of fries
never kill yourself
26.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0(guy who just bought a wok): eyyy im woking over here
26.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0christopher walken was my father. please call me chris walk
26.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank you meg, from family guy
26.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0being trans online is like [posts a silly joke] [sees news abt government trying to exterminate us] [like funny post by trans friend] [more news about gov wanting us dead] [repost funny joke] [trans friend shares horrible news about insurance issues/sexual violence/abusive family] [sees funny post]
26.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 3663 🔁 1203 💬 36 📌 20
I do not care for punch the monkey
26.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0digging through my closet and I found a maid outfit with cat ears haha who’s is that why is that here. what a funny prank someone pulled on me. wow it would be so funny if I wore this as a prank. like to get them back. haha. as a prank
26.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want attention
26.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0intermediate pisser
25.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One of the worse aspects of the current political moment is that we’ve specifically tailored a political party to the pornhub comments section. These people are disgusting pieces of shit.
25.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 848 🔁 71 💬 32 📌 16a pro pisser
25.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0computer. cyber bully my ex that was mean to me
25.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0need a bisexual woman to ruin my life
04.12.2024 02:49 — 👍 58 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0I wish I was playing a video game instead of do my job
25.02.2026 15:11 — 👍 49 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0The fascist pedophile has been strangely silent on child care
25.02.2026 14:12 — 👍 594 🔁 42 💬 5 📌 0antivax coworker today said skiing is more dangerous than measles. she has a 7 year old child
25.02.2026 14:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you can’t throw snowballs at cops anymore, because of woke
24.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
throwback to the day I learned what yaoi is
23.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
Prosecutor: “Now who was to the left of you?”
Me: “Clowns”
Prosecutor: “and to your right?”
Me: “Jokers”
Prosecutor: “And where… where were you in all of this?”
Me: “You know EXACTLY where I was you SONOFABITCH!”
Judge: “Order, ORDER!!”
do you ever get so sad you throw up
22.02.2026 23:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s adorable I love it so much !!
22.02.2026 08:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I love art!! I love supporting artists!!
22.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0under my ligma
22.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0scgcon reminding me a lot of sawcon
22.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0butlerian jihad is cancelled. the computer is our friend. billions must live. trillions must live.
21.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 429 🔁 41 💬 9 📌 0(hooking up with a cis girl): it’s not small it’s actually above average for a girl
21.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0taking thirst traps in your friends bathrooms>>>>>>
03.01.2026 05:29 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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