The new Lego Star Trek - The Next Generation Enterprise 1701-D.
£260 of pure joy.
But as far as advertising slogans for it goes, I think they missed a trick.
I would have gone with:

"TO BOLD LEGO...!!!"

TENTIN QUARANTINO?
Is that you...???

Take a roast chicken.
Splay it open.
Insert some crab legs and stick a sausage tail on the end of it.
No one will ever ask you to prepare Sunday lunch again.
You're welcome...😉

Hands up, who didn't see that coming...

After Elf on a Shelf.
Spock in a Sock.
Glock on a Croc.
Cock on The Rock.

Now get ready for:

Doer of Criminal Deeds on a Fruit with a Crazy Number of Seeds.

(And just as a word to the wise, don't google the Rock one. Unless you really want to...)

Lurch has always been part of Star Trek canon.
Ted Cassidy was the original Lurch in The Addams Family TV show & appeared in the Original Trek episode 'What Are Little Girls Made Of?'.
Carel Struycken was Lurch in The Addams Family movies from the 90s & was in several episodes of the The Next Gen...

Obeying signage and sticking to the letter of traffic law can be very time consuming...

Starfleet Engineer Logic:

If a starship with two engine nacelles can do warp 9.6 then one with four should be able to do warp 19.2...🤷‍♂️😅

And then Bond has to go and get himself killed before carrying out his mission...🤦‍♂️🙄

So this is how MAGA babies are born!
Out of a MAGina...
Asexual reproduction.
It makes sense.
I always said he should go fu€# himself...🤷‍♂️

Is it just me, or does that look like Yoda riding a Tauntaun...?

That's just Ensign Gilbert.
He's got the 3am cleaning shift when the ship is on autopilot and the crew is asleep.
He doesn't mind the duty except for the crumbs from Picard's chocolate digestives which Troi then treads into the carpet.
They really chap his ass...

Now live streaming in 32K everywhere across the country...

Waiter:

"Holy Cow...!!!"

"The next stop is Chelsea World's End where this bus
E-X-T-E-R-M-I-N-A-T-E-S..."

Finally!
A seasonal ornament that celebrates someone who gave up his life to save others and then rose from the dead to the immense joy of many...😇

"Utini...!!!"

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the airer...

Let me get this straight, 2 men with large knives going systematically from carriage to carriage on a train stabbing people isn't an act of terror, but people dabbing harmless orange powder paint into a RAF plane engine is? I can't even see the logic, let alone trying to explain it to my grandkid...

Spotted a pair of these in Kensington Gardens this morning.
I'm guessing Green Woodpeckers.🤷‍♂️
Can any twitchers confirm...?

57 yrs ago Milton Keynes was the U.K.'s last new city built from the ground up. Now, it seems, is the time to do it again. This time in Suffolk. Forest City 1 (the name's bound to change) would be home to 400,000 people. Looks like the result of Star Trek and Blade Runner having a baby.
I like it...

Parking on the wrong flight deck is easily done. One unexpected hole in space time and getting distracted by something for a second, is all it takes. Your brain just registers the ship name as being correct, and the rest is muscle memory...

Mind Blown!!!
Just found out there is a 1954 Roger Corman movie by the same name as the slightly more well known current franchise.
It also contains fast cars, fast women and criminals being chased by the cops.
But probably not many tanks, nuclear submarines, or giant Russian cargo planes...

Death Star and Death Star Pro Max...😏

Farewell to actress Prunella Scales (93).
She'll be remembered for many great performances, but the one that'll always be cemented in everyone's memory is that of Sybil Fawlty in those 12 sublime episodes.
Always the voice of reason to Basil's insane antics. Thanks for the all that laughter.
RIP...

"Quick!
To the Methmobile, there isn't a moment to lose...!!!"

Just out as part of their World Architecture Series, the Lego Special 2025 Edition White House.
(Some disassembly required...)

Not a well thought of remake...
That's pretty amazing considering it has Tobe Hooper, John Dykstra and Stan Winston involved.
I've only seen this once, but I much prefer the 1953 original.

"Don't say it!
Just don't...!!!"

Commencing countdown, engines on...