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[𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚝, 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎, 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚍. 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜.]

No...no.... Go away...

How do you know someone from a few reasons.... Whatever, can you show me a few tricks!?

[𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚗𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚕𝚎. 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚔𝚎]

[𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚏𝚎𝚠 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎. 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚖, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚢 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚍. 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐. 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙, 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚛.]

Nnh.....

[𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚑, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚝𝚑 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙, 𝚜𝚗𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚛-- 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎-- 𝚝𝚘 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚛.]

taffy is... too sticky.... zzz....

uhm...nno, it just tastes really... really good....

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎.]

why would water be che w y....?

thank you Ratchet!

I miss my dad guys,,,,,,,,

WHAT

HES NOT GONNA GIVE ME MY DAD BAKBV

I CAN TALK TO MY DAD AGAIN?!?!???!

DIDNT YOU ,IDNAPE HBIM
??!?

yeah!! maybe i should make something to show old buckethead how I think of him...!!! 😡

eugh, my dad says it tastes terrible, and prefers coffee to it.

[𝚂𝚊𝚛𝚒 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚝. 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘, 𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔, 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚒𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝚒𝚜 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚖.]

i really like milkshakes... but water tastes like gold after it...

you really think so...?

it's science? my dad said keeping knowledge under disguise like that isnt good for a growing mind or something. its gross and weird but i'm not dumb enough to believe in storks carrying babies everywhere, or babies being grown in gardens, or other stuff like that 🥱

SAD!!! THERE!!! I COMPLETED YOUR SENTENCE!! I👏DONT👏LOOK👏LIKE👏THAT‼️

high grade? is that like juice? or stuff adults drink when they want to act silly? I've only ever seen them drink oil, and some energon.
why would you drink grades...?

[𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎, 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝙰𝚁𝙴𝙽'𝚃 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚜. 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎.]

HUIH?!??!? NO! THATS NOT HOW I LOOK AT ALL!! GIVE ME BACK MY DAD!!!! WHAT!!!!!

thanks its really me irl, guys, guys thats me, thats totally me

(mod; thank you i drew that myself lol)

i think explaining how babies are made to Optimus is my favorite, its was so funny to see him literally blow steam from his little vents next to his bunny ears!!

but video games is a close second, even if i only really play with Bumblebee hehehe

Hi! You know Ratchet? How do you know Ratchet? CAN YOU DO TRICKS WITH YOUR SWoRDS ✨u✨‼️⁉️

i made a strawpage guys!! check it out!!

sarisumdacs.straw.page

That would be great! I could make tea too. What's your favorite drink?

[𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕, 𝚙𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚜.]

Mines the milk tea my dad makes.

Yeah, it's a drink that adults drink to get more energy, my dad used to drink it all the time in the morning or in the evening while he worked, so, it has to be good for me right? I'm gonna say it's good for me.

I won't! I'm not tired! I just need a cup of coffee and I'm good to go!

...

Do you have a coffee machine on your ship?

[𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚢𝚊𝚠𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚛.]

But I wanna help you with the key, so instead of games it's Experiments! Hehehe!!

Oh, it's when friends stay over at one of their houses, like, just stay with them for the night! It's usually like a little party, that doesn't actually have a lot of sleeping if it's really good.

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[𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚎𝚜]

It's a sleepover!!

Could I... Could I come with you? Its- it's not like there's anyone here, so I just- I want to watch you work on the key, maybe I can help! That would be fun...

[𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔]

Maybe...?