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corvid clown disaster| 25 | she/bird/her/crow| plural | so emo it hurtz|| come for the bird brain stay for the goblin horse I post and repost the occasional horny btw check out my band Hindrance also: https://ahindrance.bandcamp.com

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i had to look up what qanba crystal was, i was guessing either a type of rock or maybe some sort of treat

i wasn't entirely off base cuz those are some pretty colors

10.02.2026 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's been getting tough to muster the will to create anything as of late. and it makes me really sad.

10.02.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy to be back to working out again, different goals this time tho

08.02.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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wait this isn't Alice madness returns

08.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bonnie stop embarassing us c'mooooon...

07.02.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 363    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Midna Laughing Sketch #skeb
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07.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1474    πŸ” 314    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

this isn't an average breakdown

this is a {reinstalling fallout new vegas w/ jsawyer} breakdown

05.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Vance is on the phone, standing in-line at the DMV. He looks particularly scrimblo here. A large person in heels stands behind him. A crudely drawn but otherwise normal human stands in front of him, talking to the lady at the DMV desk, who is side-eyeing Vance due to his unusual, recently-onset condition. Vance speaks to the person on the other end, saying,

"yeah? yeah. yeah I'm getting my new license. it's gonna take a bit. they have a policy. turning into a dog is technically a disability if you're 'too scrunkly to drive' so I need more paperwork"
-voice of person behind him- 'i LOVE standing in lines'
Vance: "Az is here, yeah. right behind me. he got his license updated years ago. He just likes standing in lines"

Vance is on the phone, standing in-line at the DMV. He looks particularly scrimblo here. A large person in heels stands behind him. A crudely drawn but otherwise normal human stands in front of him, talking to the lady at the DMV desk, who is side-eyeing Vance due to his unusual, recently-onset condition. Vance speaks to the person on the other end, saying, "yeah? yeah. yeah I'm getting my new license. it's gonna take a bit. they have a policy. turning into a dog is technically a disability if you're 'too scrunkly to drive' so I need more paperwork" -voice of person behind him- 'i LOVE standing in lines' Vance: "Az is here, yeah. right behind me. he got his license updated years ago. He just likes standing in lines"

"VANCE??" shouts someone off-screen, incredulously.
"It's. a space ranger outfit." Vance explains, unconvincingly. Vance is posed sitting up on a bed, on his knees with his hips tilted, completely bare save for a holster for a laser gun. He glares up at the person he's speaking with, with his arms held behind his head. It's just overall a really slutty pose, for lack of a better word.

'This must be what the fanart versions of Fox feel like all the time.' he thinks to himself, 'or Rocket. from Marvel Rivals, specifically, I guess.'

"VANCE??" shouts someone off-screen, incredulously. "It's. a space ranger outfit." Vance explains, unconvincingly. Vance is posed sitting up on a bed, on his knees with his hips tilted, completely bare save for a holster for a laser gun. He glares up at the person he's speaking with, with his arms held behind his head. It's just overall a really slutty pose, for lack of a better word. 'This must be what the fanart versions of Fox feel like all the time.' he thinks to himself, 'or Rocket. from Marvel Rivals, specifically, I guess.'

Victor, Vance's bird-boyfriend, looks over his shoulder, deviously at Vance, who stares back like an excited, albeit neutrally-faced dog. Like, that not-frowning, not-smiling, open-mouthed look dogs have sometimes.
"hey vance. want a treat" Victor offers.
"?" Vance "says".

Victor reaches over behind himself, and takes aim at Vance. 
"EUUUUUUYEA" screams Vance, clenching his fists in excitement.
In the final panel, Victor is revealed to be preparing to chuck a brick at Vance.
"EYAAAGJAIJE" Vance screams, tail wagging, unaware of what's to come.

Victor, Vance's bird-boyfriend, looks over his shoulder, deviously at Vance, who stares back like an excited, albeit neutrally-faced dog. Like, that not-frowning, not-smiling, open-mouthed look dogs have sometimes. "hey vance. want a treat" Victor offers. "?" Vance "says". Victor reaches over behind himself, and takes aim at Vance. "EUUUUUUYEA" screams Vance, clenching his fists in excitement. In the final panel, Victor is revealed to be preparing to chuck a brick at Vance. "EYAAAGJAIJE" Vance screams, tail wagging, unaware of what's to come.

he becomes a doggy at some point due to shenanigans. he commissioned a fursona design years ago so he wound up as it, since he mentally sees himself as it despite his effort not to. the more I drew him like this the more I realized I loved him

05.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 370    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Vance is a toy-fox-dog-man who poses with his green and black keyboard-buster-sword over his shoulder, looking off into the distance thoughtfully. He's got a short, open vest on with a black top, while sleeves with exposed shoulders, and open-toed heeled boots, showing his green-clawed paws. His man "fur color" is black, with an undertone of a light tan-ish cream. He's got sharp, pretty green eyes with black pupils, and a tuft of toon link-looking hair. He's also wearing a white, pointy beanie. Adorned on his thighs, hat, and hands are a green triangle. He looks like this because he's a fan of Zelda and Star Fox, as some ungodly lovechild of Fox McCloud and Link. He's also got a tuft of fur sticking out under his chin, kinda like what some depictions of Rocket Raccoon has. Also, a big dumb plump tail. The tail also has a sock covering some of it.

Vance is a toy-fox-dog-man who poses with his green and black keyboard-buster-sword over his shoulder, looking off into the distance thoughtfully. He's got a short, open vest on with a black top, while sleeves with exposed shoulders, and open-toed heeled boots, showing his green-clawed paws. His man "fur color" is black, with an undertone of a light tan-ish cream. He's got sharp, pretty green eyes with black pupils, and a tuft of toon link-looking hair. He's also wearing a white, pointy beanie. Adorned on his thighs, hat, and hands are a green triangle. He looks like this because he's a fan of Zelda and Star Fox, as some ungodly lovechild of Fox McCloud and Link. He's also got a tuft of fur sticking out under his chin, kinda like what some depictions of Rocket Raccoon has. Also, a big dumb plump tail. The tail also has a sock covering some of it.

Victor, Vance bird-boyfriend, has a tiny Vance sitting on his finger. Vance looks pensive. Dialogue reads:
"Whatcha thinkin' about." asks Victor.
"I have a meeting with my supervisor later. I don't know how to change back yet. Kinda freakin out," Vance replies.
"Sounds rough, luv. Just relax. I'll show up today, just for you. Worse comes to worst, just call in sick, or whatever. Use your 'I'm doggy' excuse."

"He said before over the phone that he sympathized, but that I couldn't use it next time
"I have to show up."
Next panel, Vance as a doggy, fist-bumping what appears to be the 44th President of the united states, his supervisor.
Supervisor: "You uhhh have been promoted to uhhh store manager, Vance. Uhhhhcongratuluuhhaations"
Vance: "Wow! Thanks, Boss."
Victor, the third wheel, presenting as a human: "--"
Supervisor: "You're the boss now, Vance. You the uhhh man now, dog. I wanna see your cute furry ass running this gamestop like uhh
"like auhh a lubed-up warmachine."

"and uhhh let me be clear, Joker-boy. you work under Vance's gay lil' scrimblo butt too, now.
"so uhh get to work. drone-strike some sales targets. 
"bomb their asses. you know what i mean
"get the fuck outta here"

Victor drives Vance home.
Vance: "I feel like human-you looks more like Kakyoin than the Joker but that's just me"
Victor, speech bubble cutting off the panel: "OUR SUPERVISOR IS FUCKING OBAMA"

Victor, Vance bird-boyfriend, has a tiny Vance sitting on his finger. Vance looks pensive. Dialogue reads: "Whatcha thinkin' about." asks Victor. "I have a meeting with my supervisor later. I don't know how to change back yet. Kinda freakin out," Vance replies. "Sounds rough, luv. Just relax. I'll show up today, just for you. Worse comes to worst, just call in sick, or whatever. Use your 'I'm doggy' excuse." "He said before over the phone that he sympathized, but that I couldn't use it next time "I have to show up." Next panel, Vance as a doggy, fist-bumping what appears to be the 44th President of the united states, his supervisor. Supervisor: "You uhhh have been promoted to uhhh store manager, Vance. Uhhhhcongratuluuhhaations" Vance: "Wow! Thanks, Boss." Victor, the third wheel, presenting as a human: "--" Supervisor: "You're the boss now, Vance. You the uhhh man now, dog. I wanna see your cute furry ass running this gamestop like uhh "like auhh a lubed-up warmachine." "and uhhh let me be clear, Joker-boy. you work under Vance's gay lil' scrimblo butt too, now. "so uhh get to work. drone-strike some sales targets. "bomb their asses. you know what i mean "get the fuck outta here" Victor drives Vance home. Vance: "I feel like human-you looks more like Kakyoin than the Joker but that's just me" Victor, speech bubble cutting off the panel: "OUR SUPERVISOR IS FUCKING OBAMA"

closet furry gamestop employee becomes his fursona and takes it remarkably better than you'd expect

05.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 931    πŸ” 252    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes i have to get cute or whatever just for me.

it's okay to do that, i have to remind myself that sometimes

05.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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dragoms

04.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 532    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i wish it was normal to want to scream without having neighbors call the feds on you I feel like it would be therapeutic

04.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

swag

04.02.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

audio upload when lets do myspace type microgenres again

04.02.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a pink pony with blue eyes is wearing a birthday hat ALT: a pink pony with blue eyes is wearing a birthday hat
04.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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single goth orc girls in your area >:3c

04.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

growing up as a trans woman is realizing that half the people in your life probably wouldn't care if they didn't find you fuckable or a prospective future lay

13.01.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Editing some old Hex maniac pixelart I did. Try and guess the change I did. I bet you can't /j

03.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 462    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

goals + everyone knows that silly is stored in the chest and I'm stacked wacky style

03.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good heavens

03.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

send bird images pl0x, it's been a rough go of it ngl

03.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A different kind of feel

03.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2661    πŸ” 527    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 4
return to drangleic but i'm forcing you to listen to knife party
YouTube video by alltimeharlow return to drangleic but i'm forcing you to listen to knife party

youtu.be/pqLsZccK4tc?...

01.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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here's Skye!

only took me about 5 YEARS to make a ref sheet for her! but here she is >:3 now everyone can see how wildly off-character i draw Skye!

i might post some old drawings for her alt outfits in the thread over time i dunno

#oc

01.02.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's crazy that you can see dicks from the venue parking lot

30.01.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
{PIRATE THIS MIX}- J3STRIX//R4IN
YouTube video by alltimeharlow {PIRATE THIS MIX}- J3STRIX//R4IN

youtu.be/k6ELTzi_yEM?...

decided to compile some of my electronic nonsense lolzz

31.01.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she's rethinking all of her prior opinions about being alive

30.01.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 633    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0
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For a patreon monthly illustration I did a red shouldered hawk! consider checking it out, i really like how this one came out :')

31.01.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 322    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is me in paradise

29.01.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes when i'm sad, i boot up old tracks i made when i was l a teenager and remember how far i've come and how long i kept fighting to keep creating things.

and sometimes hearing your own whimsy brings you back down a little, not in a nostalgia way, but in a reminder of your humanity.

26.01.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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