Idk what Chris Fleming's body is made of, but it can't be the same material that mine is. That kind of movement isn't standard issue.
This Valentine's Day, we want to share the love —just like the 1% need to share the wealth. So, we made some cards you can send to your friends, your partners, your neighbors, or maybe even your favorite council member!
Trying to decide what wedding pictures to print, but I can't because they are simply all too good
I'm so tired of this administration turning our city into a theme park for the overgrown toddler who happens to be the fucking president
🚨 Urgent action alert! 🚨
Congress wants to undo local legislation and cost DC $700 million in local revenue, and overturn our efforts to cut child poverty. Call these Senators and tell them to VOTE NO ON S.J.RES.102. Check out the last slide for a script you can use!
There can not possibly be anyone in the world who thinks about former Maryland Governor and Failed Presidential Candidate, Martin O'Malley, dressed up in weird Revolutionary War cosplay, on not one, but TWO separate occasions, more than I do. I think about it all the time.
Roughly every three weeks I learn that my husband has never heard of something that I consider a cornerstone of the Internet, and today it's this video
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Happy holidays from the DCFPI team!
We're logging off for the year, but we'll be back in January for another year of defending DC's autonomy and pushing for policies that support all DC residents.
This Giving Tuesday, we’re not sitting back—and neither should you. Every dollar you give today will be matched—up to $10,000. That means your gift goes twice as far!
Donate now: loom.ly/7kS2IEg
Who sent Jeff Probst to the RuPaul school of Game Show Hosts Who Want To Be Therapists SO BAD
Last night, the House passed two bills that will unravel years of criminal justice reform in DC. This unprecedented act of federal interference is a threat to the District's right to self-governance.
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Federal efforts to bring back cash bail in DC would harm Black residents and reverse decades of progress. @dcfpi.bsky.social explains why fair, risk-based pretrial systems keep communities safe and equitable. www.dcfpi.org/all/federal-...
📣 ACTION ALERT
DC lawmakers must act to protect $658 million in local funds that could be used for housing, health care, & support for residents. Send an email: the DC Council should amend DC’s tax code to prevent costly federal tax cuts from draining our budget. https://loom.ly/smq56N0
excited to wake up to a thrilling new round of taylor swift discourse tomorrow morning 🤪
How it feels telling people you're a morning person
Hey so what are you supposed to do when you were really excited to finally have some time off but then your city starts experiencing a hostile militarized takeover, just a hypothetical question
Can I get a hell yeah
The most important thing that happened in July is that I remembered that I could just make myself a tuna melt if I wanted to
Just made my fiance pause a show 2/3rds of the way through because I was overcome by the urgent need to lay down in the dark and listen to Lorde.
I'm gonna be so honest I did not know it was possible to cancel e! news, I thought it just existed like the wind or the grass or the inevitably of death
Would truly do anything to get to ask the love island music supervisor questions for like 20 minutes
This bill is a disgrace and I'm sick at the thought of all of the harm this will cause in the short term and for decades to come.
Roughly once a week there is a cover of a song on Love Island that is so bad that I start to question if humans as a species deserve music
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
Join us on June 27th, from 12-1 PM, for the latest installment in our Federal Threats Watch webinar series: DC's Budget Offers No Shelter from Storm.
This virtual discussion will feature speakers from DCFPI, @dcjwj.bsky.social & @dcpca.bsky.social
Learn more & register today: loom.ly/FC3O3J0
Love to disassociate in the thrift store while they blast the theme to Ghostbusters and I am mentally confronting the idea of imminent nuclear war 💕
Spending my summer being an unwilling participant in the Washington Nationals collective public humiliation kink
Spending my summer profusely apologizing to my fiance for the person I become when watching a baseball game
Happy pride from the demon who haunts my texts, @mcnietzsche.bsky.social
