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Tile contractor Recovery enthusiast Animal lover Environmentalist Amateur gardener/ plant murderer Minnesotan NONE of my money is going to online porn or crypto!!! I’m not an idiot. Bombshell women have better things to do than message me. Stop trying!!!!!

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If only you had soldiers at your disposal to protect them.

04.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw the beginning of an episode of the outer limits today where Timothy Busfield was tasked with finding an abducted child. Not sure how it ended. Not sure I want to know how it ended.

04.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Half the country is nuts. I don’t want to compromise with unacceptable ideas and morals. I don’t see how we ever have a functioning government ever again.

04.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or now

03.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He offered legal help to Jonathon Ross. He dropped out because he knows R’s are going to get routed in MN this cycle and didn’t want to be embarrassed. Fuck that guy.

03.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 75    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

If I could become a fetus whose knees won’t start hurting for decades, someone out there would be getting shot!

03.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Or lock it in a room with Ilhan!

03.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Flood the zone with obstacles

02.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How about Go do something else. These owners get huge payouts just because we watch. It doesn’t matter what happens on the field. It matters if we all decide to watch a documentary or read a book.

02.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s stop paying those taxpayer dollars. They defunded the IRS. How many of us are they even capable of going after?

01.02.2026 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is very enlightening. We should start an opposition party to address these concerns!

01.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’re going to figure out who they are. This administration is far too stupid and bumbling to hide their identities forever.

01.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m going to accuse Billy of punching Johnny on the school yard cuz I punched Johnny. How many stupid tests can America fail?

01.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Minneapolis’s own.

01.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s time to stop paying taxes. Seriously.

01.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When we’re assaulted without any protection, it will be because of you.

01.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stupid test. It would be nice is more Americans understood the assignment.

01.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sick of no accountability as well Mr Khanna. You should start an opposition party to address these concerns.

01.02.2026 15:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You have it for masked goons asshole.

01.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s been a week. Let the George Floyd defamation tour begin.

01.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Johnson: There’s no consequences for raping children.

01.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Vikings play by play voice, Paul Allen, was pushing this over the airwaves. It’s repeated everywhere. People really believe it. It’s yet another failed stupid test by the American people.

01.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Here’s mine

01.02.2026 06:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Charity

01.02.2026 06:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now get an opposition party to start running candidates.

01.02.2026 05:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even propaganda sites can’t find a photo where it looks like he knows where he is.

01.02.2026 05:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now get an opposition party to start running candidates against republicans!

01.02.2026 05:26 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Go to rotten tomatoes yourself and read the 99% positive audience reviews. Not a single spelling or grammatical error. A whole population of people that thinks Melania is great can all simultaneously write reviews without a single spelling or grammatical error? I don’t think so.

01.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Now start beating republicans with candidates from an opposition party and we’ll be onto something!

01.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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