The Crimson Goose

The Crimson Goose

@crimsongoose.bsky.social

Former marketing manager, now I build things. Woodworking, baking, photography, board games. Capitalism is the bad guy.

88 Followers 111 Following 513 Posts Joined Jul 2025
21 hours ago

I’m the guy about to explain what yaoi is to my non-weeb friends (non-derogatory)

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1 day ago

It’s a pretty good show with a lot of heart. Much like The Orville, they tackle some serious issues while still maintaining the levity of a stoner comedy.

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1 day ago

Rolen was an indispensable part of my Clix-ball team in my 20’s

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1 day ago

Spookeasy

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1 day ago

Wait people get paid to post? I’ve been giving this shit away for free!

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2 days ago

My EVE Online character could rent a car

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2 days ago

She’s not running to be a pilot or doctor, she’s running to fight the terminally online trolls that are running (and ruining) the country. I’d argue that her experiences make her not only a viable candidate but also the best positioned to make a positive impact.

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2 days ago

The “unqualified” argument rings hollow to me. I’ve never been “qualified” for a job and yet I’ve been a successful and productive employee.

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2 days ago

One of my World Series of Poker dreams is to be at a table with Nate so I can just needle him for a few hours.

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2 days ago

Read this as Kefka and was very confused

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2 days ago

You’re my go-to order from my local Indian Restaurant

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2 days ago
The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.

Can this be a solution?

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2 days ago

We regret to inform you that the horse has some problematic tweets in their post history

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2 days ago
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Suspect in attack at Michigan synagogue is dead, officials say Security officers at Temple Israel had "engaged the threat" that apparently started with a vehicle ramming into the building, according to Oakland County Sheriff Mike Bouchard.

Horrified by reports of violence at Temple Israel in West Bloomfield. We are thinking of those impacted and the entire Jewish community.

Everyone deserves to be safe and free to worship without fear. Anti-semitism and all forms of hate must be eradicated.

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2 days ago

What’s with crazy people and blood stuff? It’s a fluid in our body that keeps everything running, stop making it any more than that.

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2 days ago
Huey from The Boondocks episode about the lemonade stand, “The Block is Hot”. In that episode people go crazy because it’s hot out early in the year, but Huey knows winter isn’t over. I should go back and watch that series again, I remember liking it a lot back in the day. Apparently the creator is a “Bush did 9/11” guy which is unfortunate but what can ya do. Well that’s my time folks, I just got stoned and I think it’s time for a nap. Or cookies, then a nap.
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4 days ago
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a close up of a man 's face with a sad look on his face Alt: President Not Sure

3rd place and catching up!

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4 days ago

Not defending her as a person, just the concept of having a secret service detail for family members, even grandchildren.

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4 days ago

The content of her video was garbage but it’s not like she dragged them out shopping. She went shopping and the Secret Service did their job. It’s not like she has any authority on whether or not they are with her.

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5 days ago

Blueski is where all the left-leaning poles can be found

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5 days ago

Hot Hippo Hoofs Dot Com

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6 days ago

Republicans: “Taxing rich people is the same as the holocaust”

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6 days ago

Kākāpōuch

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6 days ago

I’m gonna guess there’s some sort of historical symbolism there that I am far too white to understand.

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1 week ago

Oh so the band that refuses to eat the eggs now wants to celebrate them?

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1 week ago

Ball-gag-rog

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1 week ago

Honk!

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1 week ago

My Rock Band name was Thick Lizzy, which would also work for a cat, depending on how round it is

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1 week ago

“My EVE Online character was born before you” is a powerful self-own that I’m waiting for the perfect time to deploy

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1 week ago

First season was a really nice surprise.

If firing up a blunt and laughing at some fart jokes is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

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