mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help
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I hope Mark Knopfler is getting royalties
The fact that she called the police after I beat her is proof that she needed to be hit
Madman theory
But with an actual madman
And a fucking idiot to boot
I hope Mark Knopfler is getting royalties
Used perfectly in Royal Tenenbaums
Interesting
Was thinking about this: fun is easy to express outside of music. Darkness, shame, regret, etc not as much. So a well crafted song that expresses these things is really valuable
I have an unwritten essay about how popular music changed after 9/11
Nothing like a little Guster or BNL or They Might be Giants to turn off the worry machine
Prob better for the liver too
Lol
No power -- sounds like it was good
Tired: Civil War reenactment
Wired: Crusades reenactment
Tired: Civil War reenactment
Wired: Crusades reenactment
Making The Crusades Great Again
Can someone open the Ark of the Covenent already for chrissakes
Could a missing kid use his photo on a milk carton as ID to buy it?
Get thee to The Hague
"Straits" of Hormuz is the new "The Yookraine"
Hegseth: David Ellison can't take over CNN son enough
Hot take:
I don't think Millennials understand that other people can sense their Bullshit
My Straits? Dire
I've watched 8 episodes of The Studio and one was funny. And I was on a plane. I laughed at Anchorman 2 nonstop on a plane
We now return you to your previously scheduled shooting
Trump steaks
Trump University
Trump airlines
Trump casinos
United States
Imagine dying just before your 250th birthday
Lolol
We are now the Baghdad Bob country and somehow we've become a fatwa country
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