I feel pretty confident that Dems can talk about Epstein AND affordability.

I'm giving extra credit to any students who watch Fleet games (not really, that would be unethical, but I'll organize watch parties)

Maps are woke now.

Tommy Tuberville couldn't find Nigeria on a map of Africa with all the countries labeled by name.

"making sure that my son knows what I'm jacking off to"

Okay, but Stephen Miller is "taking candy from a baby and then putting the baby in a death camp" tough, not "taking criticism without crying" tough.

Okay, but to be fair, President Obama ate Dijon mustard. How elitist is that, huh? (hopefully the sarcasm is obvious)

Exactly. America First and Canada First sound a lot alike, but they actually diametrically opposed. Right wingers might hate people on the left, but they also hate each other.

Well, just over half the House anyway.

Elise Stefanik is a moderate Republican who decided to go MAGA to help her career. The lady knows a phony when she sees one.

"we're going to hurt you, but we're going to hurt people different from you even worse"

That's easy to resolve, it won't be American soil anymore.

I'm sure they're very interested in his thoughts on the matter.

Pete Hegseth is a TV personality who believed his own myths.

The standards were thrown away to give Pete Hegseth a chance to be the secretary of defense, so this is an ironic position for him.

Elon doesn't pay taxes, no wonder he's eager to use other people's money to bail out his buddy.

I strongly agree. I don't watch his show, but the government should not be allowed to pressure ABC to drop the show.

Okay, but there's no way he can make it up those stairs.

I'm still not sure if I'm going to subscribe to Hulu again. Fool me once, shame on Hulu, fool me twice....

I don't want an apology, I just want these weirdos to start thinking critically.

Actions, meet consequences.

Is it really demonizing someone to accurately describe what they're doing and to criticize them when the things they do are evil?

ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after weeks of threats from the administration after the comedian hurt the president's feelings.

I'm done with any institution or company that caves to him.

They weren't White and they had accents, and the SCOTUS said that's fine.

It's opposite day!

Susan Collins is concerned about the growing deficit. Very concerned.

Where are all the people complaining about divisive rhetoric?

They have a point, though, Republicans absolutely use social media to incite political violence.

At least half of geology professors should be young earth creationists!