cmgriffing

Dev Advocate at GitKraken here.

I'd be curious when this was and which of our products were used for it. (GitLens, GitKraken Desktop, GK CLI)

It's even better, it isn't monospaced.

When an elixir function gets too complex, you have to ask yourself: "Do the ends justify the means"...

Yes!!! Command and conquer did that well too. I feel like the old dune game too

The "We still talk about you" meme with the Civilization 2 boxart

With this one simple trick, you can massively increase application usage metrics. Very clever, Cursor

I was talking about AI not being able to absorb liability and somehow we got onto the topic of Neuralink.

I then uttered the phrase "Do not trust KetamElon".

Patent Pending for the term "KetamElon"

YouTube video by SquiggleConf Extism: a WASM-Powered Plugin System | Chris Griffing

🤔 Have you ever wanted a plugin system for your project that can support a bajillion different languages? @cmgriffing.bsky.social has you covered in his talk from SquiggleConf 2024 on @extism.bsky.social! Check it out!

youtu.be/Kpc5rbF_9ug

That is a perfectly cromulent assessment

Audiophiles are easier to milk than a cow...

The worst devs I have ever worked with are the ones that can't help but mention how long they've been doing it.

I haven’t but I will have to check it out!

The cheese steaks here at here-after are fantastic! Philly people might complain but they are 3000 miles away…

Seeing Silversun Pickups here in Seattle. They are killing it 20 years later.

Every once in a while I see myself without a beanie and think: "Wow, I might have to narfle the Garthok", Coneheads style.

Lately, I've been thinking about doing some procrastination, but I just haven't gotten to it, yet.

A YouTuber shouted out my neovim plugin, nvim-biscuits, yesterday.

Here is a link to the YouTube video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAkr...

And here is a link to nvim-biscuits:
github.com/code-biscuit...

This joke brought to you by me being a senior in high school at one point.

Just remember, a "419 Got A Minute?" is still better than a "421 Better Late than Never" response...

So many people think the Dunning Krueger curve stops at the end of the graph.

WRONG. Dunning Krueger's right side just opens up new curves where you are the left side again. It's a fractal.

I consider software/music/game piracy as a problem of means.
Do you have the means? Well, that might be a problem.
Until then... ARRRR me matey!!!

Disclaimer: This is not legal advice

I'm a June birthday and a lot of other people I know in person and in chat are also June birthdays...

September and early October must be SUPER boring for couples.

The madlad did it!

Y'all know the movie Armageddon?

Hear me out. Jewel and Fiona Apple were the asteroid of awesome singer/songwriter music that Sheryl Crow was sent as a weapon to divert.

No worries. Cheers!

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We would be really curious what the issue is. Would you mind creating a ticket with our support staff?

help.gitkraken.com/gitlens/gl-c...

I don't speak spanish that well, but I understood enough. Thanks for the shoutout of @gitkraken.com!

One of these things is not like the other.

Resend: 2 requests per second
Sendgrid: 10,000 requests per second (v3 API)

Nicely done! Tagging the rest of the teem @gitkraken.com