Asteroid

Asteroid

@asteroidguitar.bsky.social

- Real Name: ⏃⌇⏁⟒⍀⍜⟟⎅ - Galaxia born and raised🌌 - Interstellar traveller🚀 - Got bored of the infinite cosmos💫 - Now I make music for sad “stoners”☄️ 🎸 Vulpecula YouTube: https://youtube.com/@asteroidguitar?si=EAWfFuTKC5HHbQ6y

3 Followers 8 Following 66 Posts Joined Jan 2025
5 days ago

Instructions unclear. Monitor gave me a black eye

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1 month ago

My knees are material components for the spell divination

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2 months ago

Wdym you’re lactose intolerant, you literally live in the Milky Way

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3 months ago

Bad choice

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3 months ago
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#makegoodchoices

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4 months ago
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s t a r s w i l l f a l l (cover) YouTube video by Vulpecula

The talented @captainastoby.bsky.social and I covered a song by one of our favorite bands, Duster, out now on Vulpecula’s YouTube channel!

s t a r s w i l l f a l l (cover)
youtu.be/FU8mOWPHbxM

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4 months ago
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s t a r s w i l l f a l l (cover) YouTube video by Vulpecula

The wonderful @asteroidguitar.bsky.social and I covered "Stars will Fall" by Duster! Go and check it out, earthlings!

youtu.be/FU8mOWPHbxM?...

#cover #Duster #indiemusic #shoegaze #ambient #music
#art #promo

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4 months ago
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Absolutely demolished these wings

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4 months ago

Just put ice in a deep frier and it gave me some of the best deep fried ice ever. Tasted very good. Do recommend :)

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5 months ago

*sigh*… @captainastoby.bsky.social just put me in the orb again #AMA

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5 months ago

I communed with a Fresno nightcrawler on February eighth, 1979. We spoke about thermodynamics

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5 months ago

If kinetic energy can be converted into thermal energy, how many times would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?

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5 months ago

No way you found *the* Blue Sky!

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5 months ago

What even is dirt?

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5 months ago

Oh stars above, it appears the entities have stolen my radiator once again

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5 months ago

Big fan of friction, but I’m an even bigger fan of non-friction

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5 months ago

I think he was pretty swell to talk to :D!

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5 months ago

I am literally a captive to a cosmic entity named ⏚⏃⌖⏁⟒⍀. I cannot relate to your #e-girlproblems

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5 months ago

Just drank five 5-hour energies and have entered the forbidden hour of the Earthen day, #AMA

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5 months ago

T̷̘̭͚̲̮̘͓̀̄̀̅̃̅͛̉̅̾̀̔͝͝H̸̢̧̧̩̙̪̪̯̠̻̝̄̄̈́̌̿̊̽̉͌́͗̂͊͊̓̽͗͌̀͛̕̚̚̚͜E̵̢̛̲̰̜̝̐͊̿̑̈́̽͂̈́̓̕̕͠͝ ̷̛͓̩̖̪̰̹͈͍͚̙̠͎̂͑̓͆͆̿́͐͛̔͗́̂̊̒̈̽V̴̡̧̥̝̫̗̦̖̝̥͈̘̤͎̦͚͖̘͉̳̤͈̤̦̇͑̽͐̈̽́̇͌̊̅̒̈́̀͗̉̓̑̉̆̾̏͒̉͗̽͜͝͝ͅE̸̡̢̝͈̼͖̪̰̳̬̟͔̩͍̲͔̪̳̙͇͎͇̙̱̙͗̿̉̽̔̌̍͌̚͝͠S̵̨̜̱̼̹̗̦̥̭̟̯̝͕͚̠̳̗̥̻͊̉̋̎̅̆̐̉̊͒̐̏̈́͆̀̓͒͋͌̈̎̚̚͠͝͠S̶̨̡̛͎͚̜̫̲̩̝̟̥̠̻͗ͅE̷̠̒̑̋̀̀͗̍̎L̶͓̰͍̭̙̟͌̈́̇́̾͒̇̚!!!!

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5 months ago

- I pour the milk, I pour the cereal and then I get out: t̶̨̧̨̢̥̠̩̥͙͚͚̹͉͓̞̹͇͈̖͍͗͒͑͊̈̈̊̑̍͊͆͊͗̄̄̃̇̊̕͘̕͝͠͝͝ͅh̶̡̧̠͍̪̜̹͚̼͚̞̹͎̘͉̣͔͇͙͔̘̦̞͈̳̭̳̟̭͍͍̜͈̳̟̱̅̌̎́̐͂́̓̏̔͋͐͗̎͗͒̉̏͐̍̆͊̋̈́͑̊͂̈́̕͜͜͜͠͝ͅȩ̴̢̨̛̛͙̱̠̜̜̮͉̥͙̮̫̹̾̀͌̈́͑̓͗͛̈́͂̌̌̎͐̄͑̏̋͊͒̿͌̈́͐̐́̾͑̀̿̽̏́͗̑̔̀͊́̅̄͘͠͝ ̸̡̛͉̖̞̣̝̤̳̙̩̫̲̬̬̯͖̗̲̞̖̣̩̳̦̖̙̮͎͈̀̈͐͐̐͆́̈̏͋̓̐̒̈̒̊̒̐͋͋͐̽̉͒̓̄̃̍̀̔͊͑͂̓͒̑͐̕͘̚͝͠͝͝͝ͅv̵̨̙̣̝̖̠̟̤̜̮̩͙̻̳̪̹͕̝͕̞̭͎̬̻͔͙͓͉̘̜̿̈́̃̈́̑̋̃̋̀̇͝ͅͅę̷̛̲͕͖̤͍̙͇̩̝͉̦̬̣̰̬̖̣͓͖̙̟̟̙͎̺̘̎͌̓̌͐̍̑̎̓̽̈͗͆̈́́̅̎͆̉̀̓̀̊̓̑̔̀̚͜͜͠͝ş̴̡̛͉̦̟̘͍̜͍̫̠̭͙͓̘̤͔͖͍̠̥͔͇̽̐̅̿͑̔̈́̉̄́̅͑̅̈́̃̆̃̚s̴̢̠̮͕̩̝̘̦͈̱͕̪̱̬͚͚̹͉̫͂͂͐͒̐̿̑̊̈̀̾͗̂̊͐̓̎̌̇̓̆͗͋͛̀͊̈́͑̓̈́̏̓̈́͑̈́̊̽̊́̚͘̚͘͜͝͝ę̴̨̛͔̦̪͕̻̰̖͇̘̥̣̲̀̒̿́̒̔͆́̌̌̐͗̂̉̇̇̐̔̆̓̀̊̌͆̈́͘l̵̥͍̟̹̤̯͖͖̟̻͕̖̳̺̠͆̎̔̀̓̅̀̆̑̈͆̀̌͑͌̇̽̅̓̊̆͋̃̊̈́͂̾́̀͂̂́̈́̈́̃̓͑̀͒̇͗̽͛̚̚͜͝͠͠͝ͅ

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5 months ago

Too late for that

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5 months ago

Hey everyone, what does “chat” mean and why does @captainastoby.bsky.social keep calling me it

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5 months ago

whermst? #hashtG

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5 months ago

lol get atomized

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5 months ago
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You guys ever microwave?
#oven

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5 months ago

You’re a unicorn! Yay!

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5 months ago

These mfers just stole my plane of existence. Can’t have shit in this metaphysical dimension

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5 months ago

what?

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5 months ago

Fun fact: there are no rats in space

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