𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus)

who said about gooning it in the laundry room

so free dinner?

//different timeline ✌ thats how you do it

mostly away from this place but you're certainly still in Alternia in some random alleyway. Now, you wonder if Karkat's in this one. Time to bug him if so.

> Dave try not to laugh with his corny spew.

bro im not like the mega neutron genius here but separate timelines already exists

like

tons of em

i know since ive experienced it like hella times already but hey if thats the case see ya then

> With that you use your things to fuck outta here-

//bro just casually gives us a majestic art wip rn fr

rare occasions where theres a lot of different johns around rather than a bunch of different mes around

not that i mind more reason to chill with my dude

"𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕀 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕤!"

John Egbert, 13 years old and not a day older.

Muse portrayal is at the start of the comic

Mun still new to Homestuck, but does get the general idea.

yeah no not happening ive dealt with trolls before dont need to slap on a mask and larp my way acrossalternia

anyway just point me to the door ill bounce keep your cosplay club intact no hard feelings

> Dave slid the papers back across the counter, already tucking his apple juice back into his sylladex like he’d just remembered he had better things to do.

(what the fuck is this dude even rambling about? canon branches blood samples-this is some tier-level nerd shit)

a man with dreadlocks is wearing a black shirt and looking at the camera ALT: a man with dreadlocks is wearing a black shirt and looking at the camera

bro youre hearing things i didnt say any of that

> He just turns his back away from Olie, if he looks at Dave behind he'd notice his ears are a little red.

anyways ciao just send me your address later or some shit like that if youre making food

man youre so cute sometimes-

i mean gay

youre so gay bro what-

too busy mining that craft

sure shortie as if im a bottom bitch enough to do that

and with the way youre actin around me id say you are one

yo chill

too early for you to say youre gonna blow my dick off

s tier outfit

>He tilted his shades down just enough to meet Sal’s eye, smirk tugging at his mouth.

but hey if paperwork and gadgets are your kink ill humor it

just dont expect me to rock a fake mustache or some bargain-bin trench coat

yeah see heres the thing ive already dealt with trolls

dont exactly need to play dress-up and do this gay mask shit just to walk around

if alternia wants a piece of me they can line up

> He eyed Sal’s raised brow.

yeah travelers the word no yelp reviews no directions just vibes

so whats the starter kit here mask and trench coat or you got the deluxe brooding backstory package?

> Dave took another sip, unbothered.

auto shop huh? i was betting on mafia hideout-slash-time criminal safehouse but sure tire rotations work too-

any moment now and you might just see this guy asking for his cheese

and youre saying youre cooking for us? you sure youre on gordon ramsay kinds of levels because dawg youre sounding like you aint got that skills

not that ive tasted your food yet

maybe i might reconsider if it taste awesome

gotta wait for that strider food critique review yknow

> With a sudden pop like reality sneezed, Dave just appeared, apple juice carton in hand, shades gleaming under the lights.

> He looked around, slurped once, then went.

yo wtf… am I in some sorta mafia hideout?

bro

is it gonna be beans on a burger type shit

//🙂

wait what-

>You'd think he'd know his shit already with this but with how life has been treating him soft lately... it hits him- Right on his face.

> Cal is just on his face.

GAAAHAHHHFBFBFHDH

> Trauma is back at him dealing with this bullshitry again.

man shut uuuuup bro

holy shit youre just embarrassing yourself rn my gay

just simple stuff

dinner